Random Incorrect quotes.

[Jungwon's dimple]

Jerome:hey what does y/n mean?
Jisu:your name
Jerome: oh ok *Jerome looked into jerome's eyes*

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

J.You: in oCEan ce make a sh sound
And in abOUt ou makes a ow sound
in colonel olo makes a er sound
So shower should really be spelled Ceouolo not shower
Woonggi on the verge of tears: I just asked if you wanted to shower first.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

woonggi: how long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
jyou: just give him another minute
sungmin: *pushes on a door that clearly says pull*

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

sungmin: I wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle wurds howe evur my harte desyred
chan: thou canst spelle wyrds howevere thou liekest alraedye if thou isnst a couweurde
donggeon: please no this is how french happened
@winter.snowflake lmao

 

[Lee Rang •ㅅ•]

tbz

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Kevin:You can say "Have a nice day!" and you sound polite.
Kevin:Well you can't say "Enjoy the next twenty four hours" without sounding threatening.
Chanhee:-
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Juyeon:How come every number has vowels in it?
Sunwoo: Juyeon, Its three in the morning
Juyeon:thrEE
Sunwoo:stOP

 

[Love_alize071313]

Skz


Jisung:*burst into Minhos room* QUICK run past me!
Minho: *panicked* WhY?!?
Jisung: NoTIMETOEXPLAIN
Minho: OKAY!?!?
Minho:*runs*
Jisung:*sighs*
Minho:*out of breath* What... was that for though?
Jisung: Now i can say my life flashed before my eyes
Minho:Aww...
Minho: Im going to fvcking kill you.

 

[yunaing]

stolen off Instagram

 

[Love_alize071313]

Fandoms:

Atiny: They were so young...
Nctzen: I'll miss them so much..
Once: At least my little sib is now in a better place...
~Meanwhile~
Stay: *Terrifying demons and Satan* dOnT DO RENEGADE TO GODS MENU UNLESS YOU ARE FELIX LEE

 

[Love_alize071313]

FANDOM(s):

STAY: f*ck you, my group is perfectly fine
Chan: *running on 3 minutes of sleep*
Minho: *Lifting all three of his cats like The Lion King*
Hyunjin: *attempting to do the same, but Kkami is a brat*
Changbin: *trying to make 'yohh' into an aegyo*
Jisung & Felix: *putting out a fire they started*
Seungmin: *T-posing while "Zombie" plays*
Jeongin: *trying to take a nap and failing miserably*

 

[Love_alize071313]

ENHYPEN:

Heeseung: One, two, three, four, five...where's the last one...?
Jungwon: Where's Ni-ki...?
Jay: I got this...
Jay: *yells* OH DEAR I HOPE NI-KI DOESN'T FIND OUT I BROKE HIS FISH BUN MAKER....
*intense bumping and crashing coming from the other side of the dorm*
Ni-ki: bISH YOU DID WHAT????

 

[red riot114]

ENHYPEN:

Heeseung: One, two, three, four, five...where's the last one...?
Jungwon: Where's Ni-ki...?
Jay: I got this...
Jay: *yells* OH DEAR I HOPE NI-KI DOESN'T FIND OUT I BROKE HIS FISH BUN MAKER....
*intense bumping and crashing coming from the other side of the dorm*
Ni-ki: bISH YOU DID WHAT????

me whenever someone mess with my k-pop albums / anime collection

 

[Love_alize071313]

Stray Kids:

Felix: I lost my phonneeee...
Chan: It's okay i'll call it
Felix: No wait-
*Felix's Phone from in between the cushions*: You are my daAd. You're my dad, boogie woogie woogie..
Chan:
Felix:
Chan: *get's teary eyed*

 

[Love_alize071313]

SKZ:

Hyunjin:
Jisung: Yknow you're pretty cute..
Hyunjin: Pretty cute? pRETTY CUTE??
Hyunjin: I'm the hottest bish within a 5000 mile radius.

 

[red riot114]

SKZ:

Hyunjin:
Jisung: Yknow you're pretty cute..
Hyunjin: Pretty cute? pRETTY CUTE??
Hyunjin: I'm the hottest bish within a 5000 mile radius.

yass

 

[Lee Rang •ㅅ•]

Monsta X~


Shownu:*At an interview* Yeah our conversations are...I can't describe them
Monbebe:OoOooOHHhh
*Later in the dorm*
Jooheon:Hey if Captain America ran a coffee shop would it be called Captain Americano
Changkyun:Oh my god maybe

 

[red riot114]

Monsta X~


Shownu:*At an interview* Yeah our conversations are...I can't describe them
Monbebe:OoOooOHHhh
*Later in the dorm*
Jooheon:Hey if Captain America ran a coffee shop would it be called Captain Americano
Changkyun:Oh my god maybe

maybe

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

Felix- I could barely sleep last night....*flops on couch*
Chan- Y''know that say that when you can't sleep it's because someone is thinking of you~
Felix, visibly annoyed- Who would be thinking of me at 2AM????
Changbin- *sweats nervously*

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

Police man- Carrying 11 people on one cart is really dangerous, you know.
S.coups- 11?!
Police man- .......? huh?
S.coups- JEONGHAN GET OVER HERE JIHOON FUCKING FELL OFF
Jeonghan- GOD DAMN IT
Joshua- don't use the lord's name in vain guys
Jeonghan, panicking with S.coups- SHUT UP IM HAVING A MOTHER MOMENT

 

[Love_alize071313]

Police man- Carrying 11 people on one cart is really dangerous, you know.
S.coups- 11?!
Police man- .......? huh?
S.coups- JEONGHAN GET OVER HERE JIHOON FUCKING FELL OFF
Jeonghan- GOD DAMN IT
Joshua- don't use the lord's name in vain guys
Jeonghan, panicking with S.coups- SHUT UP IM HAVING A MOTHER MOMENT

Of course Jihoon would fall off.

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

Of course Jihoon would fall off.

mans just yeeted himself of because Dokyum was being too loud