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(this isn't just for me. I want you guys to do some too)
(yes you can use fandoms as ppl too)

*Note: please nothing that breaks any of the forum rules*
*Note #2: None of these are meant to sexualize or offend anyone, so please don't intend it that way or take it that way*
 
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Love_alize071313

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SKZ

Felix: Can someone tell me how to milk my almonds? I tried and it's not working.
Minho: You can't milk Almonds.
Felix: Oh yeah? How do you explain Almond milk?
Jisung: Did you make sure you were using female almonds?
Felix: Damn
 
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NCT

Taeyong: *hears screeching from the other room, and getting up to check*
Taeyong: *sees Chenle and Jisung fighting over a remote, Xiaojun repelling Hendery and Ten with an apple carved like a frog, Doyoung and Jaemin fighting over Jeno, and Lucas holding Jungwoo above his head like the lion king*
Taeyong: Oh, thank god. I thought something happened.
 

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Twice (I stole this because I thought it was funny.)

[Mina teaching Sana and Momo math]

Mina: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degress

Momo: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.

Mina: No the angle is-

Sana: Must be global warming

Mina: godammit
 

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NCT Dream:

Chenle: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Jisung to Jeno: Hey Spaghetti time for dinner.
Jeno (Spaghetti): What are we having?
Jisung: Mark
Haechan: Why am I even friends with you guys?
Chenle: Shut up Potato.

(Found this online)
 
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Fandoms

ENGENE: Hey guys! Thanks for letting me move in!
Monbebe: Sure.
Igot7: Something to known ahead of time, though.*writes on piece of paper* Don't say this out loud.
ENGENE: Why? What happens if I say "Looking Like a Chef"?
Stay: *bursting through a wall* iM A FIVE STAR MICHELINE yes I know this is mispelled
Atiny: Goddamnitt! I just got her to go to sleep!!
Mitzy: Someone go get the hunting net, she got out!
 

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sanha: moonbin made me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they'd react
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moonbin: is eunwoo crying? is he crying?
sanha: a little.
moonbin: *grabs phone* you should be wailing, you little b!tch.
moonbin: now call rocky
(btw these aren't mine they from the interwebs 👍)
 

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Jinhwan: You know, when I was your age-

Chanwoo: You know, when I was your height.

Jinhwan:

Jinhwan:
Listen.

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Hanbin: I wish I was an octopus so I could pet 8 dogs at once

Jinhwan: I wish I was an octopus so I could strangle 8 people at once​
 
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