(this isn't just for me. I want you guys to do some too)
(yes you can use fandoms as ppl too)
*Note: please nothing that breaks any of the forum rules*
*Note #2: None of these are meant to sexualize or offend anyone, so please don't intend it that way or take it that way*
Felix: Can someone tell me how to milk my almonds? I tried and it's not working.
Minho: You can't milk Almonds.
Felix: Oh yeah? How do you explain Almond milk?
Jisung: Did you make sure you were using female almonds?
Felix: Damn
Wooyoung to San: Tell me one dumb thing I've said or done.
Yeosang, coming from the other room with a 816 page packet: Here, if you want the other half it's in my room.
Taeyong: *hears screeching from the other room, and getting up to check*
Taeyong: *sees Chenle and Jisung fighting over a remote, Xiaojun repelling Hendery and Ten with an apple carved like a frog, Doyoung and Jaemin fighting over Jeno, and Lucas holding Jungwoo above his head like the lion king*
Taeyong: Oh, thank god. I thought something happened.
bts
----- namjoon: hey jin, what's for dinner tonight? seokjin: tonight i'm serving LOOKS yoongi: *slams fist on the table* WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS
Chenle: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Jisung to Jeno: Hey Spaghetti time for dinner.
Jeno (Spaghetti): What are we having?
Jisung: Mark
Haechan: Why am I even friends with you guys?
Chenle: Shut up Potato.
mamamoo
----- wheein: *ordering cake over the phone* shop employee: and what would you like your cake to say? wheein, covering the phone to look at the members: do we want a talking cake?
ENGENE: Hey guys! Thanks for letting me move in!
Monbebe: Sure.
Igot7: Something to known ahead of time, though.*writes on piece of paper* Don't say this out loud.
ENGENE: Why? What happens if I say "Looking Like a Chef"?
Stay: *bursting through a wall* iM A FIVE STAR MICHELINEyes I know this is mispelled Atiny: Goddamnitt! I just got her to go to sleep!!
Mitzy: Someone go get the hunting net, she got out!
astro
----- sanha: moonbin made me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they'd react
- moonbin: is eunwoo crying? is he crying? sanha: a little. moonbin: *grabs phone* you should be wailing, you little b!tch. moonbin: now call rocky
(btw these aren't mine they from the interwebs )
vixx
----- kidnapper: *holding sanghyuk at knife point* three million won or he's dead! hakyeon: aw man that's kinda rough...don't you have like a discount or something?