Random Incorrect quotes.

[Love_alize071313]

SKZ

Chanlix: *browses internet to see what STAY has been up to and comes across a Chanlix fic*

Chan: What the heLL IS THIS??
Felix: Who writes these?!? *scrolls to read more*
Chan: Bro, stoP SCROLLING, IT'S HURTING MY EYES!!!!
Felix: But I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!

 

[LostInTheDream]

Seventeen

Joshua: What's your street name?
Hoshi: Naega Hosh
Joshua: You live on a street named Naega Hosh?
Hoshi: Oh you meant my address.

 

[kokomi]

twice
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chaeyoung: when i was small-
tzuyu: [snorts]
tzuyu: "was"

 

[fvedolls]

Shinee
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Key: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid
Taemin: Key

 

[🎀♡RYU♡🎀]

iKon again

Interviewer: What do you find most attractive in girls?
Hanbin: Usually their boyfriends.

--

Donghyuk: Bobby would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Hanbin: Bobby would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

--
Junhoe: *walking into the practice room* sup heteros?
Hanbin: The fuck did you just call me?!​

 

[Love_alize071313]

BTS

Jungkook: Okayyyyyyy, sooooo what happened wasssss....
Jin: You wanna stop stalling and just tell me what you did?
Jungkook: Whaaaaaaat maaaaaaakesssssssss you thinkk I'm stalllllllinnnnnnnnng?

 

[kokomi]

seventeen
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random carat: *gets slightly hurt*
seungcheol: *wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* something's wrong.

 

[LostInTheDream]

Stray Kids

Felix: *Sneezes*
Lee Know:
Felix: Aren't you gonna say 'bless you'?
Lee Know: I'm sitting right next to you. Clearly you have already been blessed.

 

[kokomi]

vixx
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hakyeon: hyuk can you pass the salt?
hyuk: *throws hongbin across the table*

 

[http.yyanggii]

Stray Kids
———————
*Aussie Line*
Felix: Bro, close your eyes
Chan: Okay bro * closes eyes*
Felix: What do you see?
Chan: Nothing bro
Felix: That’s my life without you, Bro
Chan: bRo-

 

[kokomi]

stray kids
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instructor: welcome to salsa class! are you ready to learn how to dance?
jisung: [hiding a bag of chips] there's been a misunderstanding-

 

[http.yyanggii]

Stray Kids
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Felix : I’m suing Chan hyung
Hyunjin : Why?
Felix : He stole my friendship
Hyunjin :
Felix :
Felix : And my heart
Hyunjin : Oooh
Seungmin : What did I just walk into?
Minho : A couple of dumbasses

 

[http.yyanggii]

BTS
—————
YG: nothing in life is free

HS: adventure is free

NJ: knowledge is free

SJ: breathing is free


JK: everything is free if you take it without paying

 

[🎀♡RYU♡🎀]

iKon
--
Jinhwan: I am the smartest & most skilled member.
Donghyuk: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Jinhwan: I paid for my skittles, I'm getting my skittles.

--

Junhoe: *asks something stupid*
Chanwoo: You know, it's a good thing you have a pretty face or else life would be so hard & difficult for you.

--

Bobby: What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" are both about the same event but from different perspectives?
Yunhyeong: I'm literally begging you to stop.​

 

[kokomi]

txt and stray kids
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txt: [tapping on the table]
skz: [tapping back furiously]
bighit: what's going on?
jyp: they learned morse code so they can talk to each other secretly
txt: -... ..--. .... . .--..
skz: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

 

[Love_alize071313]

SKZ as the wake up call

Chan: *goes to each member sweetly* hey~ c'mon let's go. get up~

Felix: Red Robin... *confused because it works for him*

Jeongin: *screams in dolphin*

Hyunjin: *goes to everyones room, grabs their feet and drags them halfway out of bed* I did half the work, do the rest.

Changbin: *whispers in members ear* Wake up, or I'm going to gain a new pair of yeezys that you paid for.

Seungmin: *uses karaoke machine to loudly but gently wake everyone by singing*

Minho: *Blaring Music, using the same karaoke machine to amplify himself* GET UP HO*S. LET'S GO! I GOT A LIFE TO LIVE!!

Jisung: *forgets he's on wake up duty and ends up making everyone late*

 

[kokomi]

txt
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beomgyu: can we leave-
yeonjun: no
beomgyu: but-
yeonjun, sighing: hyuka needs our support
-
yeonjun and beomgyu patting kais back while he cries: WHERE IS NEMO?

 

[🎀♡RYU♡🎀]

iKon

Hanbin: I did a bad thing
Jinhwan: does it affect me?
Hanbin: no..
Jinhwan: then suffer in silence.

--
Yunhyeong: would you rather kill Junhoe-
Chanwoo: yes, kill him
Yunhyeong: but I didn't even say the other-
Chanwoo: I don't need to hear it
Junhoe: I'm feeling a little unsafe

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Jinhwan: ugh my knees are sore-
Chanwoo: the next words out of your mouth better be "because i was praying all night" or else i'm going to scream

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Bobby: you are what you eat
Hanbin: that's why girls call me a dick
Bobby: what?
Hanbin: what?​

 

[http.yyanggii]

Seventeen
——————

Dino: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Jun: Woozi and The8 get here at noon

 

[Love_alize071313]

Nct

Jeno: I think you should cut down with the coffee.
Jaemin: It cures depression
Jeno: No it doesn't
Jaemin: *ordering his 17th cup* MORE ESPRESSO, LESS DEPRESSSO.