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[Jungwon's dimple]

ENHYPEN
Heeseung: Do you trust me?

Sunghoon: What? Of cours I do, I'll always trust you.

[2 minutes later]

Sunghoon: I can't find the remote are you sitting on it?

Heeseung: No.

Sunghoon:

Sunghoon: Stand up.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

TREASURE (ft. yoonbin (rip))
Yoonbin: Dammnit, we lost Haruto

Jeongwoo: Don’t worry, I got this

Jeongwoo: (Clears throat)

Jeongwoo: WOW

Haruto, screaming: FANTASTIC BABY

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

ENHYPEN

Heeseung: What did the couch say to the couch on the other side of the room?

Sunghoon: What?

Heeseung: We're sofa apart ahahaha!

Sunghoon: And I'm sofa king done!

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

ENOi

Jkid: You know, twitter will censor your password if you tweet it!

Jkid: Here's mine. *******

Avin: Hey, you're right! **********

Laon: ****** Can confirm

Gun: ILoveAvin19992000

Gun:

Gun: Wait

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

Dongheon: Kangmin is the best! But he's seventeen.

Dongheon: When Kangmin was born, I was already in third grade. Which means if we were friends back then, I'd have been hanging out with a baby.

Dongheon: ...

Dongheon: I don't know anything about infant care!

Dongheon, to himself: Oh my god, I could've killed him.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

Universe, sitting on the couch: So how do you guys feel now that Road To Kingdom’s over?

Fuse: Happy and depressed

Goldeness: Like 20170828 pounds have been lifted off my chest

Deobi: Debut date reference, nice. Also, very happy... And nervous.

ToMoon: I don’t know. All I know is 50% of my anxiety is gone.

Verrer: Kinda sad but we got some iconic performances.

Toogether: Traumatized. MN** is a scary place. But other than that, all of the above.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

Golden Child

Jangjun: You’re precious.

Jangjun: Like, One Ring kind of precious.

Jangjun: Little bit special and a whole lot of evil.

Bomin: That’s the best compliment I have ever gotten.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

Golcha

donghyun: i hope i get run over

jaehyun: oh c'mon, it's christmas! get in the spirit!

donghyun: i hope i get run over by rudolph

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

jangjun: just burned 2000 calories.

jangjun: that's the last time i leave brownies in the oven while i nap

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

daeyeol: what is the one thing i told you not to do

bomin: burn the house down

daeyeol: and what did you do

bomin: made you dinner

daeyeol:

bomin :

daeyeol:

bomin: and burnt the house down

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

sungmin: is chan okay? he’s been laying on the floor for the past 15 minutes…

kyungho: yeah, he’s just a bit overwhelmed.

sungmin: why?

kyungho: chihoon giggled at a joke he made.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

chanhyuk: of course i’m straight.

chihoon: *walks into room*

chanhyuk: i have to gay.

chanhyuk: i mean go.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

chanhyuk: i guess you can say i’ve fallen for you!

chihoon: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. how are you even alive?

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

jaeyun: that’s it! go to your room!

woonggi: this isn’t fair! you never send chihoon to his room!

jaeyun: that’s because he’s always in there! if he got in trouble, i’d force him to go outside and talk to people!

chihoon, from his room: I CAN HEAR YOU-

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

chanhyuk: will you go out with me?

chihoon: that’s gay

chan:

chihoon:

chan:

chihoon: yes

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

chihoon: hey, chan, can you do the thing?

chanhyuk: what thing?

chihoon: the thing that never fails to make me happy.

chanhyuk: oh.

chanhyuk: [smiles]

chihoon: thank you.

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

chanhyuk: *slowly sipping his tea*

chihoon: *is solving crosswords* sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful

chihoon: hmm… chan?

chihoon: it fits!

chanhyuk: *chokes on his drink while blushing furiously*

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

jeyou *texting sungmin*: stop throwing rocks at my window! what do you have a phone for?

sungmin *texting back*: oh, you're right. my bad.

[THUNK]

jyou *opens his window and shouts*: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

jaeyun : what is the ONE thing i told you not to do?
woonggi : not to burn the house down?
jaeyun : and what did you just do?
woonggi : make lunch
jaeyun :
woonggi :...... and burn the house down

 

[Jungwon's dimple]

Chan: what are you doing?
Chihoon: *watching kyungho and minsu* minsu is clearly flirting with kyungho and hes so oblivious to it
Chan: * wearing a date me chihoon shirt* Hahaha yea....