*deep sigh* here we f*cking go...
1. How did you become trans?
2. What's your name? No- no, not Toby, what's your real name?
3. Why are you a boy if you dress like that?/You're a boy?? But you dress so... like a girl!
4. Why are you trans?
5. yOU LIKE GIRLS??????? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY *0* {this is often followed by "Ew, no, you're not allowed to be straight. Nope. I can't see you as straight, so you're not allowed to be. E W." etc.}
6. yOU LIKE BOYS??????? Omg, you're gay, that's so cute, do you wanna be my gay best friend?? {Girl, I just met you, I don't even know your name-}
7. [insert any questions relating to my s3xval &ssavlt or the guy who did it here]
8. Okay, I know that you're asexual and all, but do you see that guy over there? Yeah, if you weren't asexual, would you fuck him? Be honest! {I often answer this with "I honestly don't know, because I'm asexual, therefore I will never know. That's like asking me 'okay, I know you've never tried dragonfruit before, but if you did, would you like it?' Like, honey, I don't know, because I've never had it before. Same thing with me being ace." And then they just don't get it.}
9. You're scared of spiders?/You're cold? A real boy wouldn't be scared/wouldn't complain about the cold.
10. Why don't you wanna do it? A real boy would be able to do it.