Be As Unhelpful As Possible

[angllvk]

get a cat

how do I walk?

 

[ʜᴜɴᴜ˚. ᵎᵎ]

YIOU POOP ON THE SCREEN

HOW DO I GET MOENY

 

[angllvk]

get fired

how do I drink?

 

[martinsoswag]

Pour the drink onto the floor

how do you sit in a chair ??

 

[angllvk]

throw the chair off a cliff

how do I hold things?

 

[martinsoswag]

with your feet

how do you swim ?

 

[angllvk]

drown

how do you type?

 

[martinsoswag]

also with your feet

how do you do a back flip

 

[angllvk]

your fingers

how do you read?

 

[martinsoswag]

with the book upside down

how do you sing

 

[angllvk]

your hands

How do you talk?

 

[martinsoswag]

yell

how do you hang up clothes

 

[angllvk]

put a hanger on your head

how do you draw?

 

[martinsoswag]

with your feet

how do you turn on a TV ?

 

[angllvk]

your elbow

How do you brush your hair?

 

[martinsoswag]

With a fork

how do you skateboard ??

 

[angllvk]

run

How do you make friends?

 

[martinsoswag]

you insult them

how do you ask a question ?

 

[angllvk]

throw a chair

How do you bend down?

 

[martinsoswag]

backwards like those processed ppl in movies

how do you download an app