Be As Unhelpful As Possible

[Targetbasket]

a hammer

How do you order food?

 

[martinsoswag]

steal your moms money and buy some at best buy

how do you open the blinds ??

 

[Targetbasket]

pull them to the right

How do you drive a car?

 

[martinsoswag]

in the backseat

how to you put on sheets on a bed ?

 

[Targetbasket]

Put them under the bed

how do you count?

 

[martinsoswag]

with your toes

how do you talk to the huzz ?

 

[Targetbasket]

Bark at them

How do you get a job?

 

[martinsoswag]

stay in your moms basement

how do you sleep

 

[Targetbasket]

Do a handstand on your bed

How do you play games?

 

[martinsoswag]

with your extra arms

how do you cook ?

 

[Targetbasket]

Burn the place down

How do you smell?

 

[martinsoswag]

with your ears

how do you dance ?

 

[Targetbasket]

Your brain

How do you wake up?

 

[martinsoswag]

you wake up then go back to sleep

how do you plug in a toaster ?

 

[Targetbasket]

Plug it into the oven

How do you jump?

 

[martinsoswag]

you fall to the ground

how do you play a game ?

 

[Idk]

try the hardest level

how do I stop getting homework

 

[martinsoswag]

You feed it to your dog

how do you turn the channel to a tv

 

[Idk]

by turning the TV off

how can I be introverted?

 

[can of sardines]

dont talk to people

how do I sneak onto an airplane flight I didn't pay for