Be As Unhelpful As Possible

[✎﹏﹏LEXILOO﹏﹏]

The post office

How do you pass science class?

 

[ishallspeak]

Sit in the front row and stare intensely at the professor. If they see you, they might assume you are actually paying attention.

How do I cancel my dentist appointment?

 

[✎﹏﹏LEXILOO﹏﹏]

Throw your phone at the wall

How do I avoid using AI?

 

[ishallspeak]

Throw all smart technology into the nearest body of water.

How do I write in cursive?

 

[kyungrene]

Write as fancy as you really thought you can.

How to hire a specific voice actor/actress on your character/OC?

 

[yukidooki]

use ur own THE FUH

how to be cool and swag like yuki

 

[─୨ৎ─🍓 bb.strawbz🍓 ─୨ৎ─]

think of Yuki it'll work

How to lick a lollipop

 

[✎﹏﹏LEXILOO﹏﹏]

chew on the stick for a while

how to make your signature on kpf look cute

 

[─୨ৎ─🍓 bb.strawbz🍓 ─୨ৎ─]

Make it look cute

How to order pizza

 

[✎﹏﹏LEXILOO﹏﹏]

Stare at the phone for a while

How to listen to cds

 

[─୨ৎ─🍓 bb.strawbz🍓 ─୨ৎ─]

Try to stick em in the player as hard as you can. Don't aim for the hole

How to private chat on kpf.

 

[✎﹏﹏LEXILOO﹏﹏]

Click on the random thoughts thread

How to watch youtube

 

[─୨ৎ─🍓 bb.strawbz🍓 ─୨ৎ─]

Click on the purple app

How to call people

 

[WillaSong]

Type a ten-digit number

How to get Songhyun to notice me?

 

[✎﹏﹏LEXILOO﹏﹏]

Rizz

How to order a pizza?

 

[Flynniebear]

by throwing your phone against the wall

How do you solve for 1+1?

 

[─୨ৎ─🍓 bb.strawbz🍓 ─୨ৎ─]

Subtract pie and pants

How to watch yt

 

[dejagyu]

pull down the tv

how to breathe

 

[WillaSong]

stop holding your breath

How do I find the very small but very important bolt holding together a set piece that went missing today?

 

[dejagyu]

by being lazy

how to drink water