GL/TCHGARDN Interview:
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Setting: A neon-lit studio with glitch graphics on the screens.
Cast: THE HOST and GL/TCHGARDN.
HOST: (To camera) Weโve seen them in the virtual world, but today, the simulation is real. Welcome to the Glitch Garden... It's GL/TCHGARDN!
JAE: (Softly) Ready? One, two, three!
ALL: (Bowing) Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
HOST: Wow! I feel like Iโm standing among giants. J-Woo, Joon... are you guys actually 6โ4โ and 6โ3โ, or am I hallucinating?
J-WOO: (Rubbing his neck) I think I grew another centimetre since we debuted. My bed in the dorm is getting a bit small.
JOON: (Nodding) I literally have to duck under doorways now.
HOST: (Laughs) And leading these giants is Jae! As the oldest, you must have your hands full. Is the dorm as intense as your "Frost" choreography?
JAE: (Sighing) Itโs a workout. Iโm the human alarm clock. Iโll start singing or playing my cello at 7:00 AM just to get them moving for school. Someone has to make sure Liam makes it to his student council meetings!
HOST: Thatโs right! Liam, youโre the Student President and the Maknae. Do the hyungs treat you like a boss or a baby?
LIAM: (Giggles) Definitely a baby. Yesterday, I tried to give Leon a lecture about his laundry, and he just started doing old-school breakdance moves to drown me out!
LEON: (Nods coolly) It was a good beat, Liam. Hard to resist.
HOST: Leon, your villain lore is so dark, but you seem so laid back. Did that rebel energy come from your trainee days?
LEON: Definitely. I was scouted at 12, so I spent years teaching myself from old videos in the dark. I used to sneak into the practice rooms past midnight just to get my dances right!
HOST: Speaking of trainee days, you guys must have some secrets. Any funny stories from before you debuted?
JOON: Oh, the sleep-dancing incident!
J-WOO: (Covering his face) No, don't tell them!
JOON: We were all exhausted before our evaluation. I woke up at 3:00 AM and saw J-Woo standing in the middle of the room, eyes closed, perfectly performing the chorus of a song in total silence.
LIAM: He even did the sharp hand movements! Whenever heโs tired, we have to check if heโs actually awake now!
HOST: (Laughing) Thatโs terrifyingโฆ but impressive! J-Woo, is it true you communicate through your face more than words?
J-WOO: (Winks at the camera) My face says everything it needs to. But Liam helps me with my English grammar while Iโm producing music, so we make a good team.
HOST: (Smiling) A team that studies together and produces together! But looking at you all sitting here... J-Woo, that hoodie looks a bit familiar. Leon, isnโt that the one from your pre-debut dance film?
LEON: (Sighs and points) Exactly! Thank you for noticing! Our dorm is basically one giant shared wardrobe at this point. Iโll buy a new shirt or something and the next day I'll see it on a music show, but J-Woo is the one wearing it!
J-WOO: (Grinning) Weโre all around the same size, well, except for how long the sleeves need to be, so, if itโs on the chair in the morning, itโs fair game.
JAE: It makes us feel more like a team, right? Even though weโve only just debuted, weโve spent so many years as trainees together that there are no boundaries anymore. Weโre like brothers who happen to work together.
HOST: It really sounds like youโve become a family in such a short time, the bond is clearly there!
JAE: Honestly, thatโs the best part. Even when weโre surviving on protein shakes and practice, coming home to the dorm feels like the one place where everything is actually real. We just sit on the floor and talk for hours.
HOST: (Nodding thoughtfully) Itโs those quiet moments that really build a group, isnโt it? Seeing you all together today, itโs clear that even though your concept is about glitches and virtual reality, the bond you have is very much real. It's refreshing to see such a genuine side to a new group!
HOST: (Turning back to the camera) From members sharing clothes to leaders with viruses, GL/TCHGARDN is the most human "glitch" Iโve ever seen. Thank you for coming!
JAE: Thank you for having us! Please look forward to our next release!
ALL: (Waving) Bye! See you in the Garden!
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