𝗚𝗟/𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗡 (𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗦𝗖𝗡)
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Official Post:
W/ARN#ING: GL/TCH DETECTED
The GL/TCHGARDN system is currently unavailable.
The debut update has caused a system overload.
The members are flickering in the digital world.
Without intervention, the garden will be deleted.
[ANALYZING ERRORS...]
EMERGENCY REPAIR: PROJECT_PATCH
[############### - - - - - - -] 82% RECOVERED
SOLUTION:
CLICK TO INSTALL: PATCH
...
...
...
You are PATCH.
You are the code that fixes the glitches in our system.
You are the patch of the garden.
FINAL COMMANDS:
1. Identify as PATCH.
2. Protect the system from corruption.
The next version of the Garden is uploading...
The GL/TCHGARDN system is currently unavailable.
The debut update has caused a system overload.
The members are flickering in the digital world.
Without intervention, the garden will be deleted.
[ANALYZING ERRORS...]
EMERGENCY REPAIR: PROJECT_PATCH
[############### - - - - - - -] 82% RECOVERED
SOLUTION:
CLICK TO INSTALL: PATCH
...
...
...
You are PATCH.
You are the code that fixes the glitches in our system.
You are the patch of the garden.
FINAL COMMANDS:
1. Identify as PATCH.
2. Protect the system from corruption.
The next version of the Garden is uploading...
also the group's concept is so unique and cool!
whoaz guysz I didn't know I was being biased
your the most biased according to the voting system thing at the top of this thread.
oh yeahhhh I forgot about that I'm so cool guys #joon2swag
GL/TCHGARDN Interview:
[SCENE START]
Setting: A neon-lit studio with glitch graphics on the screens.
Cast: THE HOST and GL/TCHGARDN.
HOST: (To camera) We’ve seen them in the virtual world, but today, the simulation is real. Welcome to the Glitch Garden... It's GL/TCHGARDN!
JAE: (Softly) Ready? One, two, three!
ALL: (Bowing) Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
HOST: Wow! I feel like I’m standing among giants. J-Woo, Joon... are you guys actually 6’4” and 6’3”, or am I hallucinating?
J-WOO: (Rubbing his neck) I think I grew another centimetre since we debuted. My bed in the dorm is getting a bit small.
JOON: (Nodding) I literally have to duck under doorways now.
HOST: (Laughs) And leading these giants is Jae! As the oldest, you must have your hands full. Is the dorm as intense as your "Frost" choreography?
JAE: (Sighing) It’s a workout. I’m the human alarm clock. I’ll start singing or playing my cello at 7:00 AM just to get them moving for school. Someone has to make sure Liam makes it to his student council meetings!
HOST: That’s right! Liam, you’re the Student President and the Maknae. Do the hyungs treat you like a boss or a baby?
LIAM: (Giggles) Definitely a baby. Yesterday, I tried to give Leon a lecture about his laundry, and he just started doing old-school breakdance moves to drown me out!
LEON: (Nods coolly) It was a good beat, Liam. Hard to resist.
HOST: Leon, your villain lore is so dark, but you seem so laid back. Did that rebel energy come from your trainee days?
LEON: Definitely. I was scouted at 12, so I spent years teaching myself from old videos in the dark. I used to sneak into the practice rooms past midnight just to get my dances right!
HOST: Speaking of trainee days, you guys must have some secrets. Any funny stories from before you debuted?
JOON: Oh, the sleep-dancing incident!
J-WOO: (Covering his face) No, don't tell them!
JOON: We were all exhausted before our evaluation. I woke up at 3:00 AM and saw J-Woo standing in the middle of the room, eyes closed, perfectly performing the chorus of a song in total silence.
LIAM: He even did the sharp hand movements! Whenever he’s tired, we have to check if he’s actually awake now!
HOST: (Laughing) That’s terrifying… but impressive! J-Woo, is it true you communicate through your face more than words?
J-WOO: (Winks at the camera) My face says everything it needs to. But Liam helps me with my English grammar while I’m producing music, so we make a good team.
HOST: (Smiling) A team that studies together and produces together! But looking at you all sitting here... J-Woo, that hoodie looks a bit familiar. Leon, isn’t that the one from your pre-debut dance film?
LEON: (Sighs and points) Exactly! Thank you for noticing! Our dorm is basically one giant shared wardrobe at this point. I’ll buy a new shirt or something and the next day I'll see it on a music show, but J-Woo is the one wearing it!
J-WOO: (Grinning) We’re all around the same size, well, except for how long the sleeves need to be, so, if it’s on the chair in the morning, it’s fair game.
JAE: It makes us feel more like a team, right? Even though we’ve only just debuted, we’ve spent so many years as trainees together that there are no boundaries anymore. We’re like brothers who happen to work together.
HOST: It really sounds like you’ve become a family in such a short time, the bond is clearly there!
JAE: Honestly, that’s the best part. Even when we’re surviving on protein shakes and practice, coming home to the dorm feels like the one place where everything is actually real. We just sit on the floor and talk for hours.
HOST: (Nodding thoughtfully) It’s those quiet moments that really build a group, isn’t it? Seeing you all together today, it’s clear that even though your concept is about glitches and virtual reality, the bond you have is very much real. It's refreshing to see such a genuine side to a new group!
HOST: (Turning back to the camera) From members sharing clothes to leaders with viruses, GL/TCHGARDN is the most human "glitch" I’ve ever seen. Thank you for coming!
JAE: Thank you for having us! Please look forward to our next release!
ALL: (Waving) Bye! See you in the Garden!
[SCENE END]
[SCENE START]
Setting: A neon-lit studio with glitch graphics on the screens.
Cast: THE HOST and GL/TCHGARDN.
HOST: (To camera) We’ve seen them in the virtual world, but today, the simulation is real. Welcome to the Glitch Garden... It's GL/TCHGARDN!
JAE: (Softly) Ready? One, two, three!
ALL: (Bowing) Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
HOST: Wow! I feel like I’m standing among giants. J-Woo, Joon... are you guys actually 6’4” and 6’3”, or am I hallucinating?
J-WOO: (Rubbing his neck) I think I grew another centimetre since we debuted. My bed in the dorm is getting a bit small.
JOON: (Nodding) I literally have to duck under doorways now.
HOST: (Laughs) And leading these giants is Jae! As the oldest, you must have your hands full. Is the dorm as intense as your "Frost" choreography?
JAE: (Sighing) It’s a workout. I’m the human alarm clock. I’ll start singing or playing my cello at 7:00 AM just to get them moving for school. Someone has to make sure Liam makes it to his student council meetings!
HOST: That’s right! Liam, you’re the Student President and the Maknae. Do the hyungs treat you like a boss or a baby?
LIAM: (Giggles) Definitely a baby. Yesterday, I tried to give Leon a lecture about his laundry, and he just started doing old-school breakdance moves to drown me out!
LEON: (Nods coolly) It was a good beat, Liam. Hard to resist.
HOST: Leon, your villain lore is so dark, but you seem so laid back. Did that rebel energy come from your trainee days?
LEON: Definitely. I was scouted at 12, so I spent years teaching myself from old videos in the dark. I used to sneak into the practice rooms past midnight just to get my dances right!
HOST: Speaking of trainee days, you guys must have some secrets. Any funny stories from before you debuted?
JOON: Oh, the sleep-dancing incident!
J-WOO: (Covering his face) No, don't tell them!
JOON: We were all exhausted before our evaluation. I woke up at 3:00 AM and saw J-Woo standing in the middle of the room, eyes closed, perfectly performing the chorus of a song in total silence.
LIAM: He even did the sharp hand movements! Whenever he’s tired, we have to check if he’s actually awake now!
HOST: (Laughing) That’s terrifying… but impressive! J-Woo, is it true you communicate through your face more than words?
J-WOO: (Winks at the camera) My face says everything it needs to. But Liam helps me with my English grammar while I’m producing music, so we make a good team.
HOST: (Smiling) A team that studies together and produces together! But looking at you all sitting here... J-Woo, that hoodie looks a bit familiar. Leon, isn’t that the one from your pre-debut dance film?
LEON: (Sighs and points) Exactly! Thank you for noticing! Our dorm is basically one giant shared wardrobe at this point. I’ll buy a new shirt or something and the next day I'll see it on a music show, but J-Woo is the one wearing it!
J-WOO: (Grinning) We’re all around the same size, well, except for how long the sleeves need to be, so, if it’s on the chair in the morning, it’s fair game.
JAE: It makes us feel more like a team, right? Even though we’ve only just debuted, we’ve spent so many years as trainees together that there are no boundaries anymore. We’re like brothers who happen to work together.
HOST: It really sounds like you’ve become a family in such a short time, the bond is clearly there!
JAE: Honestly, that’s the best part. Even when we’re surviving on protein shakes and practice, coming home to the dorm feels like the one place where everything is actually real. We just sit on the floor and talk for hours.
HOST: (Nodding thoughtfully) It’s those quiet moments that really build a group, isn’t it? Seeing you all together today, it’s clear that even though your concept is about glitches and virtual reality, the bond you have is very much real. It's refreshing to see such a genuine side to a new group!
HOST: (Turning back to the camera) From members sharing clothes to leaders with viruses, GL/TCHGARDN is the most human "glitch" I’ve ever seen. Thank you for coming!
JAE: Thank you for having us! Please look forward to our next release!
ALL: (Waving) Bye! See you in the Garden!
[SCENE END]
Official Announcement:
Something cuddly has arrived! We’re so excited to finally reveal our official character collection, PATCH Pals. Each design captures the spirit of the members’ own representative emojis in the cutest way possible. Meet your new favourite companions!
Something cuddly has arrived! We’re so excited to finally reveal our official character collection, PATCH Pals. Each design captures the spirit of the members’ own representative emojis in the cutest way possible. Meet your new favourite companions!
Official Announcement:
Setting: Casual and intimate with members in a floor-seated, semi-circle formation. Shot directly to a phone camera to replicate a TikTok or livestream.
JAE: (Holding the camera, grinning) Is it on? Yeah? Okay! One, two, three…
ALL: Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
LEON: So, PATCH, we’ve been keeping a huge secret for the last few weeks while the system was rebooting.
JOON: (Leaning in) It wasn't just a reboot. We were actually finishing our very first EP. It’s called The First GL/TCH, and it’s dropping this Saturday!
LIAM: We’ve packed this record with five songs. Our title track is loud and experimental, and it’s going to shake the garden.
LEON: Just a warning to PATCH, the title track music video is super glitchy. Lots of flashing lights and rapid cuts, so please watch safely.
J-WOO: We didn’t just stick to one sound, though. We’ve got tracks that feel like a party, and others that feel like floating through a dream.
LIAM: (Smiling) We even included a very special solo performance from our leader, a song dedicated entirely to all of you as a thank you for your support.
JAE: Five tracks. One EP. This Saturday, the 9th of May.
JOON: Are you ready to install?
ALL: See you in the Garden!
Setting: Casual and intimate with members in a floor-seated, semi-circle formation. Shot directly to a phone camera to replicate a TikTok or livestream.
JAE: (Holding the camera, grinning) Is it on? Yeah? Okay! One, two, three…
ALL: Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
LEON: So, PATCH, we’ve been keeping a huge secret for the last few weeks while the system was rebooting.
JOON: (Leaning in) It wasn't just a reboot. We were actually finishing our very first EP. It’s called The First GL/TCH, and it’s dropping this Saturday!
LIAM: We’ve packed this record with five songs. Our title track is loud and experimental, and it’s going to shake the garden.
LEON: Just a warning to PATCH, the title track music video is super glitchy. Lots of flashing lights and rapid cuts, so please watch safely.
J-WOO: We didn’t just stick to one sound, though. We’ve got tracks that feel like a party, and others that feel like floating through a dream.
LIAM: (Smiling) We even included a very special solo performance from our leader, a song dedicated entirely to all of you as a thank you for your support.
JAE: Five tracks. One EP. This Saturday, the 9th of May.
JOON: Are you ready to install?
ALL: See you in the Garden!
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GL/TCHGARDN: What's In Our Bags?
[SCENE START]
SETTING: A cramped dressing room at M Countdown. The air is thick with the smell of hairspray and snacks. Racks of stage outfits line the walls.
CAST: JAE, J-WOO, JOON, LEON, and LIAM.
JAE: (Holding the phone camera close to his face, his stage makeup glittering under the harsh lights) What’s up, PATCH? We are currently operating on three hours of sleep and pure adrenaline, so we thought we’d show you the chaos we’re carrying around in our bags!
JOON: (Leaning over Jae's shoulder, looking tired but hyped) Or just what’s left of our sanity.
JAE: (Pulls a professional-looking backpack onto his lap) Since I’m the leader, I have to take care of the kids. I’ve got a massive thermos of coffee, this is my third one today, and a whole stack of vitamins and throat lozenges. I literally have to force-feed these to the guys so they don't lose their voices mid-performance.
J-WOO: (Sliding a sleek, designer tote bag onto the coffee table. It looks suspiciously light.) My turn. I keep it simple. I’ve got my digital camera and about four different types of lip balm, because the visual needs to stay hydrated! (He reaches deeper and pulls out a vintage knitted beanie.) Oh, and this.
LEON: (Immediately sitting up from the back of the couch, pointing) Hey! J-Woo, that’s my beanie. I’ve been looking for that since Tuesday. I got that in Japan, man!
J-WOO: (Nonchalant, already putting it on) It was sitting on the chair in the dorm this morning, Leon. It matched my look for the day. Finders keepers.
JAE: (Sighing to the camera) Half of J-Woo’s bag is just stuff he stole from our rooms while we were sleeping.
LEON: (Ignoring J-Woo and dragging a beat-up, oversized duffel bag onto the floor. It’s covered in street-art stickers.) Whatever. My bag is actually functional. I’ve got my wired headphones; I literally can’t leave the house without these. I’ve also got a spare jersey because I usually sweat through my first one during the choreo.
JOON: (Pointing at a piece of paper sticking out of Leon's bag) Don't forget your map. He carries a printed-out map of the TV station because he refuses to use GPS.
LEON: Getting lost is part of the rebel image, Joon. Speaking of, show them your mess.
JOON: (Unzipping a bright red backpack that smells faintly of snacks) I keep the essentials. I’ve got my notebook filled with messy lyrics that I’ve been scribbling while in the makeup chair. And, most importantly... (He pulls out a giant bag of spicy takis.)
LIAM: (Gasping) Hyung! The stylist is going to kill you if you get red dust on those white stage pants.
JOON: (Already popping one in his mouth) I live dangerously, Liam.
LIAM: (Squeezing a heavy, neatly organized school bag between his feet) I’m the only one here who actually has a normal bag. I’ve got my massive English Literature textbook and a highlighter because I have to finish a report for my English test tomorrow. My teachers don't care that I'm an idol now. (He pulls out a portable power bank with five different cables sticking out of it.) I also carry this because I’m the only one who remembers to charge anything. Without me, J-Woo’s phone would have died three hours ago.
STAFF VOICE: (Off-camera) GL/TCHGARDN! Five minutes!
JAE: (Laughing as the members start scrambling to stand up and check their hair) That’s our cue. We’re a total mess, but I guess we work.
ALL: (Waving at the camera as Jae moves it to show everyone) See you in the Garden, PATCH! Don't forget to stream "Frost" and look forward to our first EP on the 9th!!
[SCENE END]
[SCENE START]
SETTING: A cramped dressing room at M Countdown. The air is thick with the smell of hairspray and snacks. Racks of stage outfits line the walls.
CAST: JAE, J-WOO, JOON, LEON, and LIAM.
JAE: (Holding the phone camera close to his face, his stage makeup glittering under the harsh lights) What’s up, PATCH? We are currently operating on three hours of sleep and pure adrenaline, so we thought we’d show you the chaos we’re carrying around in our bags!
JOON: (Leaning over Jae's shoulder, looking tired but hyped) Or just what’s left of our sanity.
JAE: (Pulls a professional-looking backpack onto his lap) Since I’m the leader, I have to take care of the kids. I’ve got a massive thermos of coffee, this is my third one today, and a whole stack of vitamins and throat lozenges. I literally have to force-feed these to the guys so they don't lose their voices mid-performance.
J-WOO: (Sliding a sleek, designer tote bag onto the coffee table. It looks suspiciously light.) My turn. I keep it simple. I’ve got my digital camera and about four different types of lip balm, because the visual needs to stay hydrated! (He reaches deeper and pulls out a vintage knitted beanie.) Oh, and this.
LEON: (Immediately sitting up from the back of the couch, pointing) Hey! J-Woo, that’s my beanie. I’ve been looking for that since Tuesday. I got that in Japan, man!
J-WOO: (Nonchalant, already putting it on) It was sitting on the chair in the dorm this morning, Leon. It matched my look for the day. Finders keepers.
JAE: (Sighing to the camera) Half of J-Woo’s bag is just stuff he stole from our rooms while we were sleeping.
LEON: (Ignoring J-Woo and dragging a beat-up, oversized duffel bag onto the floor. It’s covered in street-art stickers.) Whatever. My bag is actually functional. I’ve got my wired headphones; I literally can’t leave the house without these. I’ve also got a spare jersey because I usually sweat through my first one during the choreo.
JOON: (Pointing at a piece of paper sticking out of Leon's bag) Don't forget your map. He carries a printed-out map of the TV station because he refuses to use GPS.
LEON: Getting lost is part of the rebel image, Joon. Speaking of, show them your mess.
JOON: (Unzipping a bright red backpack that smells faintly of snacks) I keep the essentials. I’ve got my notebook filled with messy lyrics that I’ve been scribbling while in the makeup chair. And, most importantly... (He pulls out a giant bag of spicy takis.)
LIAM: (Gasping) Hyung! The stylist is going to kill you if you get red dust on those white stage pants.
JOON: (Already popping one in his mouth) I live dangerously, Liam.
LIAM: (Squeezing a heavy, neatly organized school bag between his feet) I’m the only one here who actually has a normal bag. I’ve got my massive English Literature textbook and a highlighter because I have to finish a report for my English test tomorrow. My teachers don't care that I'm an idol now. (He pulls out a portable power bank with five different cables sticking out of it.) I also carry this because I’m the only one who remembers to charge anything. Without me, J-Woo’s phone would have died three hours ago.
STAFF VOICE: (Off-camera) GL/TCHGARDN! Five minutes!
JAE: (Laughing as the members start scrambling to stand up and check their hair) That’s our cue. We’re a total mess, but I guess we work.
ALL: (Waving at the camera as Jae moves it to show everyone) See you in the Garden, PATCH! Don't forget to stream "Frost" and look forward to our first EP on the 9th!!
[SCENE END]