𝗚𝗟/𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗡 (𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗦𝗖𝗡)
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Official Post:
W/ARN#ING: GL/TCH DETECTED
The GL/TCHGARDN system is currently unavailable.
The debut update has caused a system overload.
The members are flickering in the digital world.
Without intervention, the garden will be deleted.
[ANALYZING ERRORS...]
EMERGENCY REPAIR: PROJECT_PATCH
[############### - - - - - - -] 82% RECOVERED
SOLUTION:
CLICK TO INSTALL: PATCH
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You are PATCH.
You are the code that fixes the glitches in our system.
You are the patch of the garden.
FINAL COMMANDS:
1. Identify as PATCH.
2. Protect the system from corruption.
The next version of the Garden is uploading...
The GL/TCHGARDN system is currently unavailable.
The debut update has caused a system overload.
The members are flickering in the digital world.
Without intervention, the garden will be deleted.
[ANALYZING ERRORS...]
EMERGENCY REPAIR: PROJECT_PATCH
[############### - - - - - - -] 82% RECOVERED
SOLUTION:
CLICK TO INSTALL: PATCH
...
...
...
You are PATCH.
You are the code that fixes the glitches in our system.
You are the patch of the garden.
FINAL COMMANDS:
1. Identify as PATCH.
2. Protect the system from corruption.
The next version of the Garden is uploading...
also the group's concept is so unique and cool!
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whoaz guysz I didn't know I was being biased
your the most biased according to the voting system thing at the top of this thread.
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oh yeahhhh I forgot about that I'm so cool guys #joon2swag
GL/TCHGARDN Interview:
[SCENE START]
Setting: A neon-lit studio with glitch graphics on the screens.
Cast: THE HOST and GL/TCHGARDN.
HOST: (To camera) We’ve seen them in the virtual world, but today, the simulation is real. Welcome to the Glitch Garden... It's GL/TCHGARDN!
JAE: (Softly) Ready? One, two, three!
ALL: (Bowing) Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
HOST: Wow! I feel like I’m standing among giants. J-Woo, Joon... are you guys actually 6’4” and 6’3”, or am I hallucinating?
J-WOO: (Rubbing his neck) I think I grew another centimetre since we debuted. My bed in the dorm is getting a bit small.
JOON: (Nodding) I literally have to duck under doorways now.
HOST: (Laughs) And leading these giants is Jae! As the oldest, you must have your hands full. Is the dorm as intense as your "Frost" choreography?
JAE: (Sighing) It’s a workout. I’m the human alarm clock. I’ll start singing or playing my cello at 7:00 AM just to get them moving for school. Someone has to make sure Liam makes it to his student council meetings!
HOST: That’s right! Liam, you’re the Student President and the Maknae. Do the hyungs treat you like a boss or a baby?
LIAM: (Giggles) Definitely a baby. Yesterday, I tried to give Leon a lecture about his laundry, and he just started doing old-school breakdance moves to drown me out!
LEON: (Nods coolly) It was a good beat, Liam. Hard to resist.
HOST: Leon, your villain lore is so dark, but you seem so laid back. Did that rebel energy come from your trainee days?
LEON: Definitely. I was scouted at 12, so I spent years teaching myself from old videos in the dark. I used to sneak into the practice rooms past midnight just to get my dances right!
HOST: Speaking of trainee days, you guys must have some secrets. Any funny stories from before you debuted?
JOON: Oh, the sleep-dancing incident!
J-WOO: (Covering his face) No, don't tell them!
JOON: We were all exhausted before our evaluation. I woke up at 3:00 AM and saw J-Woo standing in the middle of the room, eyes closed, perfectly performing the chorus of a song in total silence.
LIAM: He even did the sharp hand movements! Whenever he’s tired, we have to check if he’s actually awake now!
HOST: (Laughing) That’s terrifying… but impressive! J-Woo, is it true you communicate through your face more than words?
J-WOO: (Winks at the camera) My face says everything it needs to. But Liam helps me with my English grammar while I’m producing music, so we make a good team.
HOST: (Smiling) A team that studies together and produces together! But looking at you all sitting here... J-Woo, that hoodie looks a bit familiar. Leon, isn’t that the one from your pre-debut dance film?
LEON: (Sighs and points) Exactly! Thank you for noticing! Our dorm is basically one giant shared wardrobe at this point. I’ll buy a new shirt or something and the next day I'll see it on a music show, but J-Woo is the one wearing it!
J-WOO: (Grinning) We’re all around the same size, well, except for how long the sleeves need to be, so, if it’s on the chair in the morning, it’s fair game.
JAE: It makes us feel more like a team, right? Even though we’ve only just debuted, we’ve spent so many years as trainees together that there are no boundaries anymore. We’re like brothers who happen to work together.
HOST: It really sounds like you’ve become a family in such a short time, the bond is clearly there!
JAE: Honestly, that’s the best part. Even when we’re surviving on protein shakes and practice, coming home to the dorm feels like the one place where everything is actually real. We just sit on the floor and talk for hours.
HOST: (Nodding thoughtfully) It’s those quiet moments that really build a group, isn’t it? Seeing you all together today, it’s clear that even though your concept is about glitches and virtual reality, the bond you have is very much real. It's refreshing to see such a genuine side to a new group!
HOST: (Turning back to the camera) From members sharing clothes to leaders with viruses, GL/TCHGARDN is the most human "glitch" I’ve ever seen. Thank you for coming!
JAE: Thank you for having us! Please look forward to our next release!
ALL: (Waving) Bye! See you in the Garden!
[SCENE END]
[SCENE START]
Setting: A neon-lit studio with glitch graphics on the screens.
Cast: THE HOST and GL/TCHGARDN.
HOST: (To camera) We’ve seen them in the virtual world, but today, the simulation is real. Welcome to the Glitch Garden... It's GL/TCHGARDN!
JAE: (Softly) Ready? One, two, three!
ALL: (Bowing) Welcome to the Glitch Garden! Hello, we are GL/TCHGARDN!
HOST: Wow! I feel like I’m standing among giants. J-Woo, Joon... are you guys actually 6’4” and 6’3”, or am I hallucinating?
J-WOO: (Rubbing his neck) I think I grew another centimetre since we debuted. My bed in the dorm is getting a bit small.
JOON: (Nodding) I literally have to duck under doorways now.
HOST: (Laughs) And leading these giants is Jae! As the oldest, you must have your hands full. Is the dorm as intense as your "Frost" choreography?
JAE: (Sighing) It’s a workout. I’m the human alarm clock. I’ll start singing or playing my cello at 7:00 AM just to get them moving for school. Someone has to make sure Liam makes it to his student council meetings!
HOST: That’s right! Liam, you’re the Student President and the Maknae. Do the hyungs treat you like a boss or a baby?
LIAM: (Giggles) Definitely a baby. Yesterday, I tried to give Leon a lecture about his laundry, and he just started doing old-school breakdance moves to drown me out!
LEON: (Nods coolly) It was a good beat, Liam. Hard to resist.
HOST: Leon, your villain lore is so dark, but you seem so laid back. Did that rebel energy come from your trainee days?
LEON: Definitely. I was scouted at 12, so I spent years teaching myself from old videos in the dark. I used to sneak into the practice rooms past midnight just to get my dances right!
HOST: Speaking of trainee days, you guys must have some secrets. Any funny stories from before you debuted?
JOON: Oh, the sleep-dancing incident!
J-WOO: (Covering his face) No, don't tell them!
JOON: We were all exhausted before our evaluation. I woke up at 3:00 AM and saw J-Woo standing in the middle of the room, eyes closed, perfectly performing the chorus of a song in total silence.
LIAM: He even did the sharp hand movements! Whenever he’s tired, we have to check if he’s actually awake now!
HOST: (Laughing) That’s terrifying… but impressive! J-Woo, is it true you communicate through your face more than words?
J-WOO: (Winks at the camera) My face says everything it needs to. But Liam helps me with my English grammar while I’m producing music, so we make a good team.
HOST: (Smiling) A team that studies together and produces together! But looking at you all sitting here... J-Woo, that hoodie looks a bit familiar. Leon, isn’t that the one from your pre-debut dance film?
LEON: (Sighs and points) Exactly! Thank you for noticing! Our dorm is basically one giant shared wardrobe at this point. I’ll buy a new shirt or something and the next day I'll see it on a music show, but J-Woo is the one wearing it!
J-WOO: (Grinning) We’re all around the same size, well, except for how long the sleeves need to be, so, if it’s on the chair in the morning, it’s fair game.
JAE: It makes us feel more like a team, right? Even though we’ve only just debuted, we’ve spent so many years as trainees together that there are no boundaries anymore. We’re like brothers who happen to work together.
HOST: It really sounds like you’ve become a family in such a short time, the bond is clearly there!
JAE: Honestly, that’s the best part. Even when we’re surviving on protein shakes and practice, coming home to the dorm feels like the one place where everything is actually real. We just sit on the floor and talk for hours.
HOST: (Nodding thoughtfully) It’s those quiet moments that really build a group, isn’t it? Seeing you all together today, it’s clear that even though your concept is about glitches and virtual reality, the bond you have is very much real. It's refreshing to see such a genuine side to a new group!
HOST: (Turning back to the camera) From members sharing clothes to leaders with viruses, GL/TCHGARDN is the most human "glitch" I’ve ever seen. Thank you for coming!
JAE: Thank you for having us! Please look forward to our next release!
ALL: (Waving) Bye! See you in the Garden!
[SCENE END]
Official Announcement:
Something cuddly has arrived! We’re so excited to finally reveal our official character collection, PATCH Pals. Each design captures the spirit of the members’ own representative emojis in the cutest way possible. Meet your new favourite companions!
Something cuddly has arrived! We’re so excited to finally reveal our official character collection, PATCH Pals. Each design captures the spirit of the members’ own representative emojis in the cutest way possible. Meet your new favourite companions!