Shower thoughts

[Elphelt ☁️]

We all have them, those thoughts that just more than “Random”, more like “Shouldn’t have been said” thoughts
But not too cursed, we don’t want to blow up the earth y’know

 

[ᵇᵒʳᵃʰᵃᵉ_ᴮᵀˢ 樂⟭⟬]

if a pregnant woman got bitten and turned into a zombie, would the baby be a zombie? maybe a hambie? would the kid even be born?

but let's say the woman's about to pop- in her 9th month and about to give birth and she gets bitten, the child would survive right? since most of his body and heart and stuff is developed.

which means, would he stay inside and eat his mum's intestines and shit? or would he actually be pushed out and be a zombie baby?
or half human-half zombie/hambie?

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

if a pregnant woman got bitten and turned into a zombie, would the baby be a zombie? maybe a hambie? would the kid even be born?

but let's say the woman's about to pop- in her 9th month and about to give birth and she gets bitten, the child would survive right? since most of his body and heart and stuff is developed.

which means, would he stay inside and eat his mum's intestines and shit? or would he actually be pushed out and be a zombie baby?
or half human-half zombie/hambie?

I’ve literally thought about this too because I watched a really really bad movie and the lady was pregnant but she got bit and was screaming “SAVE MY BABY” they shot her and cut the baby out but it was still infected and I was like “How?”
WHATS A HAMBIE THO?!

 

[ᵇᵒʳᵃʰᵃᵉ_ᴮᵀˢ 樂⟭⟬]

I’ve literally thought about this too because I watched a really really bad movie and the lady was pregnant but she got bit and was screaming “SAVE MY BABY” they shot her and cut the baby out but it was still infected and I was like “How?”
WHATS A HAMBIE THO?!

HAMBIE IS A HALF-HUMAN HALF-ZOMBIE

idk but it could kill the baby if the baby was still in it's early stages
but the baby could survive
but if the baby is born, the mother-turned zombie could eat her own child

 

[Seogi]

"THE HUMAN BODY IS NATURALLY BISEXUAL"

 

[iiserene]

ok but i always wonder what i would be doing rn if Kpop never existed
like then this website wouldn't exist, I wouldn't of met any of you (sad), and I would likely be obsessed with something else.
but idk wtf that would be

 

[izyun]

I wonder where i would be if i let the intrusive thoughts win like would i be locked up orrrr

 

[ur.local.dino]

so what if math is like entirely wrong, cause humans created all of it? like huh
also, how tf did languages get to this point? cause we basically just formed a ton of noises into words and somehow we understood it, but HOW

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

HAMBIE IS A HALF-HUMAN HALF-ZOMBIE

idk but it could kill the baby if the baby was still in it's early stages
but the baby could survive
but if the baby is born, the mother-turned zombie could eat her own child

Idk either but I honestly don't want to find out lol

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

Half of y'all on here could possibly be serial killers

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

ok but i always wonder what i would be doing rn if Kpop never existed
like then this website wouldn't exist, I wouldn't of met any of you (sad), and I would likely be obsessed with something else.
but idk wtf that would be

I sometimes wonder what I would be doing if my mom never played Blackpink, I would've never found kpop, my life was already boring but every time I think about that I get this pit of sadness in my stomach lol

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

I wonder how many bugs I've smashed in my life unknowingly

 

[Mikasa Ackerman]

Autocorrects are just so dumb. We have to correct it more than the times it corrects us.

 

[iiserene]

i wonder how much grains of sand there are
and how much they compare to the earths population

 

[izyun]

Half of y'all on here could possibly be serial killers

you are correct

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

you are correct

@leenose_ run before you get Stockholm syndrome

 

[izyun]

@leenose_ run before you get Stockholm syndrome

what the flip man

 

[Elphelt ☁️]

what the flip man

Why are you suddenly saying that so much lmaoooo?

 

[izyun]

Why are you suddenly saying that so much lmaoooo?

my friend got me saying it

 

[vampyrxe]

@leenose_ run before you get Stockholm syndrome

well...