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Note: I know there's already a K-pop incorrect quotes thread, but this is for Deukae and Golcha specifically.

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Jiu: My kids eat organic snacks.
Daeyeol: That's good. My kids eat candy off the floor.
Jiu: Oh haha so does Yoohyeon!
Yoohyeon: WAIT NO that was ONE time!--

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Daeyeol: Guys, this is Gahyeon. She's also a 99-liner.
Jibeom: Oh, nice to meet you!
Gahyeon: Nice to meet you too!
Joochan, mumbling: Perfect, a new member for our Guguz rebellion.
Daeyeol: What was that, Joochan?
Joochan: N-nothing! Hahaha--

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Gahyeon: YOU BASTARD! I'LL TAKE YOUR BONES!
Donghyun: YEAH? I'LL TAKE YOUR MUSHY KNEECAPS!
Jibeom: Okay, I think that's enough Monopoly for one day.
 

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Guguz as the Crystal Gems:

Jaehyun + Jibeom - Garnet
Donghyun - Pearl
Joochan - Amethyst
Gahyeon - Steven
 
Jangjun: What do we do?!
Yoohyeon: I don't know, I don't know!
Jangjun: You're older!!
Yoohyeon: NOT MENTALLY!
"Not mentally!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ I don't think Jangjun is mentally older either ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 

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*Jangjun is running around town with Dreamcatcher following behind him*

Jangjun: LET'S GO, LESBIANS, LET'S GO! Oh my god, lesbians, LET'S GO!
Jangjun: ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS! HERE WE ARE, SEOUL, CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!
Jangjun: Sir! Who's cuter, Chaeyoung or Momo?
Y: Uhh, I don't know. Momo?
Jangjun: Lesbians, what do you think?
Yoohyeon: I think Chaeyoung's cuter.
Siyeon: Me too.
Jiu: I think so as well.
Sua: Momo for me.
Jangjun, to Y: Sir, most of them disagree, so you don't win anything. LET'S GO, LESBIANS--
 
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*Jangjun is running around town with Dreamcatcher following behind him*

Jangjun: LET'S GO, LESBIANS, LET'S GO! Oh my god, lesbians, LET'S GO!
Jangjun: Sir! Who's cuter, Chaeyoung or Momo?
Y: Uhh, I don't know. Momo?
Jangjun: Lesbians, what do you think?
Yoohyeon: I think Chaeyoung's cuter.
Siyeon: Me too.
Jiu: I think so as well.
Sua: Momo for me.
Jangjun, to Y: Sir, most of them disagree, so you don't win anything. LET'S GO, LESBIANS--
LMAO WAIT NO I COULD SEE THIS
 
*Jangjun is running around town with Dreamcatcher following behind him*

Jangjun: LET'S GO, LESBIANS, LET'S GO! Oh my god, lesbians, LET'S GO!
Jangjun: ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS! HERE WE ARE, SEOUL, CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!
Jangjun: Sir! Who's cuter, Chaeyoung or Momo?
Y: Uhh, I don't know. Momo?
Jangjun: Lesbians, what do you think?
Yoohyeon: I think Chaeyoung's cuter.
Siyeon: Me too.
Jiu: I think so as well.
Sua: Momo for me.
Jangjun, to Y: Sir, most of them disagree, so you don't win anything. LET'S GO, LESBIANS--
WHY THE HECK IS THIS ACTUALLY SOMETHING HE'D DO THOUGH
 

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[In mall jail]
Sua: Go ahead, tell Daeyeol what you did.
Seungmin, behind the bars: ...I threw hands at mall Santa for not allowing me to sit on his lap.
Daeyeol: Seungmin what the fu--
 

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(Not to be confused with my Golcha + Dreamcatcher incorrect quotes thread)

NOTE: I may edit a quote if another member(s) seems to fit the role(s) better.


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Suyeon: You know what, youโ€™re in time out. Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Tag: *Climbing on top of the fridge* This house is a NIGHTMARE!!


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Lucy: Daeyeol, can I buy some candy?
Daeyeol: What did Suyeon say?
Lucy: She said no
Daeyeol: So why are you asking me?
Lucy: She's not the boss of you
Daeyeol, internally: It's a trap


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Tag: Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
Elly: Who do you think?!
Seungmin: Youโ€™ve been yelling at each other for 40 minutes over this?
Seungmin:
Seungmin: Do the astronauts have weapons


(More coming soon...)​
 
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Doyeon: Today has been super weird. Seriously, it couldn't get any more bizarre than this
*She then sees Jangjun put chocolate on his pizza*
Doyeon: ๐Ÿ˜จ Oh my god--
 

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Yoojung: When I found Doyeon, it felt like an angelic choir singing from heaven
Donghyun: Cool. When I found Joochan, he was wandering outside Walmart at 4 a.m.
 

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Bomin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Lua: That would suck because you canโ€™t microwave metalโ€ฆ
Rina: Good morning to everyone except these two people!
 
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Bomin, texting: What do you guys want to do?
Lua: egg people
Lucy: steal a car
Joochan: rob a Best But
Joochan: *Buy
Joochan: but if thereโ€™s a store called Best Butt weโ€™ll rob that too
 
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