Be As Unhelpful As Possible

[ohnlyhyuk]

Give Literal But Useless Advice: If asked for help with a "swamp monster", suggest they "try getting its HP down to zero before yours".
Ignore Important Information: Ignore the context provided in previous posts and reply as if you have no idea what is happening.

Example Scenarios (these are video games themed i guess)

• Question: "How do I beat this boss?"
  • Unhelpful Answer: "Have you tried not getting hit? Also, it's really easy if you just use a weapon that doesn't damage them".
• Question: "What is the best character for beginners?"
  • Unhelpful Answer: "The one with the least health and highest skill cap, obviously".
• Question: "Where is the quest item?"
  • Unhelpful Answer: "It's in the place you already checked, you just didn't look hard enough".

I'll start:

How do I fix a leaky faucet???

 

[mynewestobsessionisnthealthy]

Hit it and hope it pops back into place

How do I write a compelling thesis statement?

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Cram your entire paper into one sentence.

Where is the nearest gas station?

 

[mynewestobsessionisnthealthy]

Not here

How do I play the piano?

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Smash your hands onto the 88 black and white demons with the force of a thousand dying stars, using only your elbows to express raw emotion. Ignore technical ability, forget music theory, and let your hands ache and suffer

What should I do if I find a dead body in my room?

 

[mynewestobsessionisnthealthy]

Ignore it, it'll go away on its own eventually

How do people socialize?

 

[𝕮✮𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎✮𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖘✮𝖗]

tuck the person into bed and read them a bed time story


how do i watch movies

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Turn your phone on maximum volume, set it to ring constantly, and place it directly on the screen

Why do my fingers wrinkle in my bath?

 

[mynewestobsessionisnthealthy]

Because you're an alien

How do I sound professional?

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Use shorter sentences. Whoever writes/speaks the least words wins

How will Nemo die?

 

[‧˚꒰୭ ˚. onmyseul ‧˚꒰୭ ˚.]

painfully

how to get a good job

 

[☆ · ────୨ৎ─·flynn·─୨ৎ──── · ☆]

Do very bad crimes

How to write a essay?

 

[mynewestobsessionisnthealthy]

Act as silly as possible, then dump a cup of coffee on your paper.

How do you get warm?

 

[XxhyunjinlovxX]

Act as silly as possible, then dump a cup of coffee on your paper.

How do you get warm?

be somewhere warm.

how do u become a pro at smthn?

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Devote 25 hours a day to it

What is your biggest mistake?

 

[‧˚꒰୭ ˚. onmyseul ‧˚꒰୭ ˚.]

the biggest beef steak

how do I get a partner

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Approach potential partners with a checklist of 500 requirements and demand they pass a written exam.

How do I reach my goals?

 

[☆ · ────୨ৎ─·flynn·─୨ৎ──── · ☆]

Approach potential partners with a checklist of 500 requirements and demand they pass a written exam.

How do I reach my goals?

By scrolling on your device

How to get friends?

 

[ohnlyhyuk]

Copy the exact language and tone of everyone you speak to, but do it annoyingly


How do I become a doctor?

 

[XxhyunjinlovxX]

Copy the exact language and tone of everyone you speak to, but do it annoyingly


How do I become a doctor?

inject ur lil bro with needles

how do I become sunoo?