What Is Your First Memory?

[Tfboys & More!]

Well let's see:
I say when I was three or four years old, I remember a man being rude towards myself just because he thought I strached his car.
Yet that wasn't even me.
I still remember to this day.

 

[stanloona]

I remember I was 3 and we were at Disney world checking in and my mom was pregnant with my brother and they rented a wheel chair for her

idk why this is the first memory i have

 

[jooggie]

Hmmm when i was in kindergarden i was sitting on a floor bench (is that a thing?) anyways i was sitting there and i see some grass and my first thought is i could definitly eat this. So then young me is just contemplating eating the grass or not like a whole life or death situation, anyways I eventually ate it but we don't talk abt that

Les... r u good?

 

[jooggie]

i think i was four... and this is a terrible memory but...
my mom used to work all the time, that means my dad had to watch us... but he was lazy and incompetent and high on all sorts of things so he always slept(or he was doing drugs with his friends.) one day i was watching my little sister and i went to the bathroom... i found a pack of razors in there so i brought them to our room and my sis and i started playing with them... i went to the bathroom to get more and when i came back into the room my sis was bleeding... my mom got home and my dad was in deep shit.. but i didn't get in trouble cuz i didn't know
@fishstiks__ i'm sorry bro

 

[fishstiks__]

i think i was four... and this is a terrible memory but...
my mom used to work all the time, that means my dad had to watch us... but he was lazy and incompetent and high on all sorts of things so he always slept(or he was doing drugs with his friends.) one day i was watching my little sister and i went to the bathroom... i found a pack of razors in there so i brought them to our room and my sis and i started playing with them... i went to the bathroom to get more and when i came back into the room my sis was bleeding... my mom got home and my dad was in deep shit.. but i didn't get in trouble cuz i didn't know
@fishstiks__ i'm sorry bro

yo what why u expose me fkmajenfa
i'm not sure of the order of my first memories but heres a funny one

in my kindergarden there were 2 bathroom and they had doors on both sides of them.
the first you had to walk through classrooms to get to them
the next were on the playground.

so i always went to the one through the class room because the girls bathroom was 2 classes away from mine it was like white-ish i think...?

but one day on the playground i HAD TO PEE so i had to go in... at first i was trying to go into the building cuz i was extra like that but the yard monitor was like "no go play" so i went to the bathroom doors and went in. but the walls were blue
i was like "woah thats so cool... the colour of the wa'ls change if you come in a diffrent way"

tell me why it was the mf boys room????????
so i when i came out i saw the sign and i was like "oh shi---"
and i was so scared cuz the teacher was like "the recess monitor told me a girl went into the boys bathroom, who was it?"
but i didn't say anything cuz i was scared af

 

[renbow]

I was older than three years old, maybe. I remember sitting in my old house's kitchen and just observing the room.

 

[Yeonjun'sDriedScalp <3]

Les... r u good?

Better question yet, when am i ever good?

 

[I.M._.lovely]

My mom had this treasure box but it was like tall (idk how to explain this) and she would put our winter stuff in it, like gloves and scarves but I would take all the stuff out of the box and play with it cuz that lock at the time was the coolest thing I had ever seen. My mom would always end up scolding me for playing with it, but honestly, if we still had it I feel like I would still play with it. (I asked her about the box and she remembers it lol)
Another memory I have is back when we had this big cabinet that had those huge bulky TVs (like the DVD tapes) and I watched Rudolph the Red-nosed reminder, Bambi and Frosty the snowman while my mom cleaned the house. I remember she told me to get up off the couch so she could move it to vacuum there. She was probably cleaning the house for Christmas.

 

[moonlight]

I don't remember my age but riding my bike with my cousin on both side of me on the deck of my nana's place when she still lived there

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

Puking all over the carpet in a condo in Florida, and then being wrapped up in a pink towel, and then puking more on my sister~
I mean I have other memories that may be earlier, but the timeline of my childhood is complicated.

 

[crapplesauce]

getting a my little pony toy at 2.

 

[Call_MeRover]

I was in my mom's stomach(They were on a boat) and i could feel the movement.