What Is the Most Random Thing You Heard Today?

[Minnie-Min]

"I like it rough, but soft"
"My bf said he was hard/horny"
"I'm hard/horny"
ppl in my school/work are WEIRD

 

[Peachy_Momo🍑]

oop- so they are cute??

yeah...

 

[Minnie-Min]

yeah...

get it sis
yas queen

 

[wonsta]

"I am not going through menopause, so I don't really want to watch that"
I heard this in my 1st period when we were talking about Greys Anatomy

 

[Peachy_Momo🍑]

"Let me make it so my hands look like I beat up someone today"
"Grab your pencil and start hitting my hand!"

 

[chaechae.core]

"I should give her chicken feet, omg beautiful!"

 

[sanasideup]

"there's a sub for the sub that was supposed to sub for the first sub?"

 

[ur.local.dino]

"there's a sub for the sub that was supposed to sub for the first sub?"

I’m confused

 

[sanasideup]

I’m confused

okay, so. we had a math teacher. he died. we got a substitute teacher that was supposed to be here until the end of the semester. problem is, he has another job as a truck driver and this week he had to go out of state for that. so we had a different sub just for this week, but his kid got the flu or smth, so last minute the school had to find another sub. so our sub was subbing for the sub for the sub

 

[ur.local.dino]

okay, so. we had a math teacher. he died. we got a substitute teacher that was supposed to be here until the end of the semester. problem is, he has another job as a truck driver and this week he had to go out of state for that. so we had a different sub just for this week, but his kid got the flu or smth, so last minute the school had to find another sub. so our sub was subbing for the sub for the sub

Woah

 

[wonsta]

"I just burped and it tasted like hamburgers"

 

[wonsta]

"It looks like an eyeball" said my seven year old sister
"It looks like a bouncy b00b" said my father to my seven year old sister

 

[Peachy_Momo🍑]

"I'm a demonic cat."

 

[sanasideup]

"don't you know you can't treat an alicorn like that?" - my 6 yr old sister to me after i asked if her overly loud christmas toy had a volume button

 

[ur.local.dino]

"don't you know you can't treat an alicorn like that?" - my 6 yr old sister to me after i asked if her overly loud christmas toy had a volume button

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALICORN?!

 

[sanasideup]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALICORN?!

it's a my little pony thing lol. it's some kind of extra magical pegasus, idfk

 

[ur.local.dino]

it's a my little pony thing lol. it's some kind of extra magical pegasus, idfk

Now I remember my little brothers addiction to my little pony
yes, he isn’t gay and he was 6

 

[sanasideup]

Now I remember my little brothers addiction to my little pony
yes, he isn’t gay and he was 6

just bc he likes smth "feminine" doesn't mean he's gay...

 

[ur.local.dino]

just bc he likes smth "feminine" doesn't mean he's gay...

No but like
he only talked abt the men
like in a gay way

 

[moonlight]

i saw this guy last week wearing in public a hub sweater while at our town's market....
it's not heard but saw something random lol