What Is the Most Random Thing You Heard Today?

[wonsta]

i saw this guy last week wearing in public a hub sweater while at our town's market....
it's not heard but saw something random lol

I will be praying for your safety : 0

 

[moonlight]

I will be praying for your safety : 0

nah I'll be fine
I'm an introvert so lol jk jk

 

[sanasideup]

i saw this guy last week wearing in public a hub sweater while at our town's market....
it's not heard but saw something random lol

did you know they also make cookie cutters? i'm ngl to you, i kinda want one lmao

 

[moonlight]

did you know they also make cookie cutters? i'm ngl to you, i kinda want one lmao

cookie cutters..?
ppl are trying to be naughty during the holiday season lol jk jk

 

[wonsta]

"r-i'm a r-alcoholic" -some guy doing a scooby-doo impersonation

 

[1fool4you]

"maxwell my thing is twerking"

 

[chaechae.core]

"I am making ground"
- my social studies teacher

"you should get pregnant"
directed towards my MALE social studies teacher

 

[Rengya_Utoma]

"You wanna get slammed after this?

 

[Peachy_Momo🍑]

My sub in mentoring be like:
"I love this class. It's so quiet in here."
"That's just cuz the two K's left." (im not saying the kids names lol)
"He probably found another class to be in."
"Probably not."
"Not my problem."

 

[jang_wonyoung]

my principle said over the speaker this morning:
"remember everybody white socks r the best socks"

 

[Call_MeRover]

:This can is more empty and dull than your love ife"

My wonderful brother said this

 

[nina]

Well my Spanish teacher yelled in Spanish this morning ;
TODO EL MUNDO ESCUCHA? BAHA TUS. MALFITOS TELEFONOS Y ESCUCHA esoty teniendo un hijo translation : everybody listen up get off ur dang phones and listen I’m having a kid
** caution I can’t spell that good in Spanish anyway **

 

[Peachy_Momo🍑]

"You're building a crab. Conner looks like a crab. My dad's thumb looks like a whale."
"What are you motorizing?"
"Ur mom. It was a long and difficult-"
"Are you gonna finish that?"
"No."

 

[wonsta]

“i’ll be your chair”
“i’ll let you sit on me all day”
THESE GUYS ARE CREEPING ME OUT

 

[Peachy_Momo🍑]

"I volunteer him for everything. He'll conduct, play the piano, and BE the piano."

 

[soobinzz]

my dad was talking in his sleep and said
"don't let the dog tickle your feet and eat them"

 

[nina]

what I heard from track today
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‘ VALLL!!!! b u better run ‘
‘ valiera tie your shoes ‘
‘ vamoosssss valllll ‘
‘ Val ur fast for a Mexican ‘

 

[wonsta]

“hey you, are you filming a tiktok”
“let me dance with you”
this is what these random guys said to me when they thought i was alone doing kpop dances

 

[wonsta]

“it does smell like up my butt ”