Perhaps I just don't
Are you okay Katie?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No, not really, I think the grocery store near me is trying to challenge meAre you okay Katie?
Wdym??!No, not really, I think the grocery store near me is trying to challenge me
Because whatever bastards work there decided to add another shelf to every aisle and then they placed some of my favorite drinks (some are in glass bottles) onto it, far out of my reach, its like theyre mocking me, that or they're testing meWdym??!
Hmm... that sounds susBecause whatever bastards work there decided to add another shelf to every aisle and then they placed some of my favorite drinks (some are in glass bottles) onto it, far out of my reach, its like theyre mocking me, that or they're testing me
If they think Im smart enough to not try and climb the shelves, they are very wrong and the day I have enough money to pay for damages someone will suffer (probably me)Hmm... that sounds sus
Test them back
I've already climbed shelves (yes at the age I am now)If they think Im smart enough to not try and climb the shelves, they are very wrong and the day I have enough money to pay for damages someone will suffer (probably me)
Eh I dont know if I could handle getting sued, like that sounds a little stressful for me, but nice enthusiasmI've already climbed shelves (yes at the age I am now)
But if you fall, make sure it's on an employee
Then make it seem like an accidentEh I dont know if I could handle getting sued, like that sounds a little stressful for me, but nice enthusiasm
If Im dumb enough to climb the shelves I dont think Im smart enough to make it look like an accident, but I think even if it was one I could still be held liable for itThen make it seem like an accident
Hmm, that's true igIf Im dumb enough to climb the shelves I dont think Im smart enough to make it look like an accident, but I think even if it was one I could still be held liable for it
Its okay, injuring store employees wasnt the goal anyway, just being mildly frustrating is enoughHmm, that's true ig
Nvm then, I'm out of ideas