tell me why I was hanging out with my irl oomf and I was like " I really want some rice with chicken" and they said "well well well" "and I was still talking to myself not gaf and I said "or bacon" and he slapped me and was like "astaghfirullah." and I said "I'm not muslim bro wtf" and he said "oh, my fault" GNG FYM MY FAULT??