Out Of Context Quotes

[Yeonjun'sDriedScalp <3]

OH BET I HAVE SOME
Also ig tw since it mentions dark humor jokes
A convo between me and my irl bsf (she's the italizied(?) one)
"Yeah lmao they were like some proffesional skydiver or smt and they forgot to wear the parchaute"
"WAIT IMAGINE IF THEY JUMPED WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND THE PERSON JUST WATCHED THEM FALL WITH NO PARACHAUTE"
"PLEASE JUST BEING LIKE THAT DUMBASS HE FINNA DIE LMAO"

Another one but i'm the one in bold

Friend - *sends a photo of an ant*
"Those, they're cooler."
"They look poppable"
"LESLIE NO-"

(Yes also i spelled alot of things wrong shhhh)

 

[Thatlittledork2017]

As a baby I was dropped on my head.”
“That makes sense”
“What”
“You heard me”
One of Lily and I’s first conversations

Oh my I forgot about this

 

[Thatlittledork2017]

Honey your boxers are in the freezer

 

[BiasWreck]

did you take this from me?

I was quoting you

 

[Sayaka Miki]

I was quoting you

add sykkuno and rae there also

 

[risa❀은혜]

"they go to public school, I think it's fine"
-My uncle

Spoiler: context

This is what he said after my grandma got mad at him for cussing in the family group chat

 

[Thatlittledork2017]

I guess there is a specific way to put jean on which goes in first right or left

 

[Thatlittledork2017]

Listening to music while cleaning chicken coops and feeding them
I'm a dick (me: weird song)
I'm a addicted to you

(Me: oh makes sense now)

 

[taesshlong]

a-"i'll say deven just to bully him, DEVEN!!"
d-*makes sad face*
a-"DEVEN I LOVE YOU"
d- "LOVE YOU TOO"
d-"so yeah uh i hate myself"

key;
(a-me, d-deven, my friend who is not on here despite him liking kpop)

 

[BiasWreck]

"THEY ONLY SERVE JAPANESE FOOD BUT THEIR SIGN IS IN KOREAN WHAT IS THIS SORCERY-"

 

[BiasWreck]

"Okayokayokay... Hello everyone. We are... NEW FOG SQUIRREL-"

Spoiler: People

@~현진니~사나~승만니~ @웬디 ~ 필릭스 ~ 지성

 

[pika_chuu]

"It’s expensive to replace these microphone covers" -My jazz choir teacher
"That‘s capitalism" -Me

 

[HeroHaikyu]

"__ you're a terrible person. I hate you ="
- Me to my sister

 

[BiasWreck]

"Hi, how are you?"
"Hello, how are you?"
"Thanks"
"You're welcome."
- Me, my mom

 

[wiliamson5]

“The lesson you need to learn right now can’t be taught with words, only with action.”
(Levi Ackerman)
Also, You can find famous levi ackerman anime quotes at this site and this is best place.

 

[pocket_jinho]

Recent conversation between me and my sister:

Me:

Merry Christmas.

Her:

Me:

My sister and I talk mostly in pictures to each other. There was more to the conversation, but I didn't feel like finding the pics.

 

[JustAGiantKpopMultistan]

"From now on, call me hot Belgian waffle. I'd love to be called hot Belgian waffle." - me xD

For context I was watching Gravity Falls memes on YT and there was one where Mabel said to Dipper "shut up you hot Belgian waffle!" and I took that personally...as a compliment ofc

 

[aigoo_momo!]

Don't eat glue, eat protein and greens! -----Kid in my tech class

 

[JustAGiantKpopMultistan]

Me (an asexual) talking to my friend (also in LGBTQ+ community) at lunch when I dared her to chug ranch - "I've chugged a lot of things in my life." I meant sauces and drinks, like maple syrup, apple juice, milk, etc. I forgot she didn't know I was an ace because it's been a newer discovery of mine. She thought I meant something else. . .

(P.S. I accidentally typed apple milk instead of apple juice am I okay)
(P.S. again: I accidentally put dated instead of dared lol)
(P.S. again: I know we weren't supposed to provide context but it was so questionable I had to)

 

[aigoo_momo!]

"You need oxygen in your brain!"