Official Dark Humor Thread

[gardenofeden]

I just thought of a kinda dark joke and so I decided to make this thread

Here are some rules

1. No slurs
2. No bashing people
3. Just general rules of forum
4. If you think somehing could trigger someone, put it in a spoiler

Here's the joke:

Spoiler: TW

"******* isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer, is yes."

 

[ChocolateChim]

"At least dad died knowing I was his favorite"

 

[vrtualgf]

"If I don't eat for three days, I will be lovely & thin." aka my mind

 

[LostInTheDream]

"If I don't eat for three days, I will be lovely & thin." aka my mind

Isn't that from Skins?
Also....same

 

[vrtualgf]

Isn't that from Skins?
Also....same

Yep. I think Cassie's was "I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely."

 

[LostInTheDream]

Yep. I think Cassie's was "I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely."

I used to be on a forum for that issue and a gif of her saying that was my signature.

 

[vrtualgf]

I used to be on a forum for that issue and a gif of her saying that was my signature.

I wonder if it's the same forum I was on and visit every now and then

 

[LostInTheDream]

I wonder if it's the same forum I was on and visit every now and then

Spoiler: Forum

Myproana?

 

[LostInTheDream]

Soooo as someone with bipolar disorder I like to kind of joke about it occasionally, but people tend to look at me like I'm crazier than I actually am. I'm gonna unload them here.

Spoiler: IDK If Anyone Will Be Triggered By This So I'm Gonna Play It Safe

Manic episodes may suck when they end, but damn they can feel great, and make you super productive.
I like to think that if I had a theme song it would be "Hot and Cold" by Katy Perry.
When I'm manic, at least I'm not depressed!
I'm a much more interesting person because I have mental illness.

.

 

[vrtualgf]

Spoiler: Forum

Myproana?

Yes

 

[LostInTheDream]

Yes

I haven't been on in years just cause I felt like their were too many people.

 

[vrtualgf]

I haven't been on in years just cause I felt like their were too many people.

I wonder if we ever interacted

 

[LostInTheDream]

I wonder if we ever interacted

Maybe...that would be such a coincidence, meeting on two forums

 

[vrtualgf]

Maybe...that would be such a coincidence, meeting on two forums

That would be

 

[sashiana。]

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.


(btw i found this online and it was to good not to share)

 

[vrtualgf]

"Good thing women are objects, therefore they can not catch Covid19 because objects can't get sick."

 

[Call_MeRover]

i think i should starve myseTWlf.ill be prettier