NCT updates

[teenypieceofkleenexinyourhair]

Hi I'm back and here are.Some updates on all of of nct. Kun will now be coming back to nct but not yet. He still is traumatised from being guardian of all the nct sub units when taeyong stepped down. Johnny has been tested for five std's and made a mutant rat down in the sms basement.

okay i laughed
but why was Johnny tested for std??!

 

[ChocolateChim]

okay i laughed
but why was Johnny tested for std??!

Umm MUTANT RAT!!!! he didn't make it for no reason.

 

[teenypieceofkleenexinyourhair]

Umm MUTANT RAT!!!! he didn't make it for no reason.

i--

 

[ChocolateChim]

CHENLE COMES PUT PF REHAB TODAY

 

[ChocolateChim]

New report on sm: he has gon missin today. And the new sm building has been spotted on fire.

 

[jenosimp]

New report on sm: he has gon missin today. And the new sm building has been spotted on fire.

it was me, i told u i was going to the sm building mom

 

[ChocolateChim]

it was me, i told u i was going to the sm building mom

You didn't bring him near the dog did you? Becuaae sm would have gave him fleas

 

[jenosimp]

You didn't bring him near the dog did you? Becuaae sm would have gave him fleas

no i chained him to ur bed u can thank me later

 

[ChocolateChim]

It has been confirmed that Mark is starting his own business for balled old men. He has made no money yet.

 

[jenosimp]

i just saw jisung setting his middle school on fire after they told him that him being emo is just a phase

 

[ChocolateChim]

CHENLE JUST ATE JOHNNY'S DADDLE

 

[ChocolateChim]

Chenle and Renjun are both going into rehab in a week for reckless behavior and just not being safe people in general. We all thought Chenle was the only one to look out for... But we were horribly wrong

 

[🎀♡RYU♡🎀]

Chenle and Renjun are both going into rehab in a week for recless behavior and just not being safe people in general. We all thought Chenle was the only one to look out for... But we were horribly wrong

Reckless*

 

[ChocolateChim]

Reckless*

thank you*

 

[🎀♡RYU♡🎀]

thank you*

Welcome, ily*

 

[ChocolateChim]

Chenle and Renjun are both going into rehab in a week for reckless behavior and just not being safe people in general. We all thought Chenle was the only one to look out for... But we were horribly wrong

update on rehab: they have not been seen since. Somone said they saw Renjun making a fire in the woods with only shorts roasting a bear over the fire

 

[ChocolateChim]

ALL OF NCT COMES TO ACE"S HOUSE TO BEAT HIM WITH A BELT SENSE HE"S A BAD JOHNNY @jenosimp

 

[jenosimp]

ALL OF NCT COMES TO ACE"S HOUSE TO BEAT HIM WITH A BELT SENSE HE"S A BAD JOHNNY @jenosimp

Oh

 

[crapplesauce]

chenles new hatch of eggs caught on fire and now hes also on fire. johnny was dressed as a firefighter so chenle bit him. as he bit him johnny got an infection. johnny is now in the hospial for johnny disease. pretty ironic.

 

[crapplesauce]

New breaking news: mark lured the nct dream kids with a night out!! But here the catch. He only made this fun night out to MURDER THEM ALL