Kpop incorrect quotes and memes!

[Seobaby]

BP 5th Member incorrect quote:
Jennie: Y/N would throw herself in front of a moving car for you
Rosie: Y/N would throw herself in front of a car just for fun
Jisoo: Chaeyoung ah that's not funny
Lisa: *Trying to hold in her laughter*
Y/N: *Fighting with Rose saying she would never*

 

[Seobaby]

 

[Seobaby]

Y/N: He died of natrual causes
RM: You pushed him off the roof!
Y/N: exactly gravity is a natural cause!
BP: *Hold laughter*
RM: Y'know, you have a point

 

[sanasideup]

han: physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? image the toll.

lee know: fool me once, i'm gonna kill you.

seungmin: behold, the field in which i grow my f---ks. lay thine eyes upon it, and see that it is barren.

felix: goodnight moon, goodnight tree, goodnight ghosts that only i can see.

changbin, motioning to a halloween display: all these ghosts, all these ghosts, and i still can't find a boo!

bang chan: when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, looking around the room and saying "haven't decided yet" is usually a good response

in: you really think i give a f--k? i can't even read.

hyunjin: you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i've made a mistake

 

[Seobaby]

han: physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? image the toll.

lee know: fool me once, i'm gonna kill you.

seungmin: behold, the field in which i grow my f---ks. lay thine eyes upon it, and see that it is barren.

felix: goodnight moon, goodnight tree, goodnight ghosts that only i can see.

changbin, motioning to a halloween display: all these ghosts, all these ghosts, and i still can't find a boo!

bang chan: when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, looking around the room and saying "haven't decided yet" is usually a good response

in: you really think i give a f--k? i can't even read.

hyunjin: you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i've made a mistake

I-
I can't

 

[Zerø_21]

Here's some I made

*Ateez playing two truths one lie*
Jongho- I have a younger brother, I did track in middle school, I'm right handed
Mingi- That's easy-
Yunho- He's left handed Mingi-
Mingi- WHAT?!

San- If I run and leap at Jongho, he'll almost certainly catch me in his arms
San- COMING IN! *runs at Jongho*
Jongho- NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Jongho- *Drops cup of coffee on floor and catches San*

Yeonjun- Are you going to be ok?
Huening Kai- *tearing up while standing barefoot on other side of Lego covered floor*
Huening Kai- Yes…
Yeonjun- Do you want me to carry you?
Huening Kai- *quietly sobbing* yes…

Woozi- Seokmin, why is your password W-O-O-Z-I-I-S-C-U-T-E-A-N-D-Y-O-U-C-A-N-T-S-T-O-P-M-E (Woozi is cute and you can't stop me)?
DK- Because you're cute and you can't stop me
Woozi- *offended* JUST BECAUSE I'M SHORT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN-
DK- *Boops nose* You're so cute

Woozi- what's it like being tall?
The8- Is it nice?
Seungkwan- Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards
Mingyu- I live in fear of the short ones, who, in my experience, will climb, four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Hongjoong- Did you bring San?
Seonghwa- *gesturing to Mingi* No, but I brought the next best thing
Hongjoong- Mingi? The next best thing would be Jongho
Mingi- I would be offended, but Jongho is freakishly strong

Wooyoung- *in a jail cell* What about my rights?! You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Yeosang- *in the cell next to him* you have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity

Yunho- what are your three best qualities
San- I'm hot, I have soft hair and sometimes I cry because I love my friends

*Maknaes arguing about who has it worst with the hyungs*
Huening Kai- I have to deal with four hyungs and its chaos
Sanha- Really?! I deal with five of them!
Jungkook- How about six?! I wrangle with six of them!
Jongho- I have seven and they won't let me breathe! Take that!
Seungmin- ok, seven's a fair number, but what about eight?! Is it that less?!
Xiao- It's nothing compared to having nine hyungs!
Eric- Oh please, Nine?!, I have ten of them!
Junghwan- Ten?! I deal with eleven!
Dino- Eleven's good, but add one more to that and you'll see my pain
Jisung- I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'LL REMAIN THE YOUNGEST. AND. I. KEEP. GETTING. MORE!!!

 

[DearEagleZ]

jungwoo: RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bala: RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
alem: *screaming*
leeteuk: what the fuck is wrong with your kids?
a.z: i don't know. speaking of which WHERE IS THE WEED-
*a.z breaks into vernon's room*
vernon: 0-0 it wasn't me-

zaq: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING-
*cue zaq tied up inside a dumpster while changmin drives to almaty from seoul*
changmin: you heard something?
ace, not knowing zaq is in the dumpster: no, but i'm just slightly concerned as to where zaq is
*tire blows up, making the dumpster open*
zaq, falling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
ace, grabbing a baseball bat: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE-

*a few weeks later*

taeyong: *sigh* so let's play a game
alem, with bandages around his head and neck: are we switching initials?
bala: yes
jaehyun: ok, me first
jaehyun: yeong joonho
alem: matyrkhan balikov
taeyong: tee laeyong
changmin: chim shangmin
bala: kaniyar dulumshin
zaq, with a hardhat and a black eye: mulat dukhametkaliev
ace: azamat ashmakyn- this is dumb.
jaehyun, holding a baseball bat: say that one more time
bala: i swear to god jaehyun if you don't-
leeteuk, smashing the door: STOP-

trust me i can do this all day but life exists

 

[Zerø_21]

Junkyu- *accidentally bumps into door*
Jihoon- Are you ok?
Junkyu- I'm fine
Jihoon- *To the door* You stand in Junkyu's way one more time and I'll make sure to take you down

Haruto- Text me when you get back home
Jeongwoo- *Back hugs him* but I already am
Haruto- *sighing* I meant a house with doors and windows and things like that.

Yeosang- okay we gotta get through this locked door, Wooyoung, quick, give me your credit card
Wooyoung- Here
Yeosang- *Pocketing it* Cool, Jongho, kick the door down

Wonwoo- Nothing is free in life
Jeonghan- Love is free
The8- Adventure is free
S'Coups- Knowledge is free
Woozi- Everything is free if you take it without paying

Jaehyuk- Hyungs and Dongsaengs, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have beheld!
Mashiho- A Llama?
Jaehyuk- No
Jeongwoo- A baby Llama?
Jaehyuk- No
Yedam- A baby Llama wearing a hat?
Jaehyuk- No!

Hyunsuk- Nope bad idea
Jihoon- There are no bad ideas only good ones that go horribly wrong

San- *Screams*
Wooyoung- *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Yunho - should we do something?
Yeosang- No, I want to see who wins

Yunho- *Posts a super low quality Image to the group chat*
Wooyoung- If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Yunho- If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Jongho- Actually I did the math, Wooyoung Hyung would have $225, not $0.15
Wooyoung- Fam, I'm right here…
Mingi- If I had a dollar, I would buy a can of soda
Yunho- While you're there, could you buy me an apply juice please?
Mingi- Sorry I only have a dollar
Yunho-
Jongho- Hey i just realized this, Wooyoung would have $22500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Mingi- If I had $22500, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Jongho- You can buy anything you want with $22500
San- Yeah and they soda and apply juice
Jongho- Apply juice to what?
Yeosang- Directly to the forehead
Wooyoung- Great chat everyone

DK- Anyone d-
Woozi- Depressed?
Jeonghan- Drained?
Hoshi- Dumb?
Vernon- Disliked?
S'Coups- Dead inside?
DK- -Done with their work… What is wrong with you people?

Mingi- I'm an idiot
Jongho-
San-
Yeosang-
Wooyoung-
Hongjoong-
Jongho- If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

 

[TaeBora~]

Yoongi: Hoseok, I can't get this damn dance move.
Hobi: Ok let me show you.
Yoongi: Thanks.
Hobi: Ok so it goes, cha, chum, da, da, da. And then you bring your foot here and go cha, cha, cha~~~dun, dun
Yoongi: ?

dance talk lmao

 

[Zerø_21]

Hongjoong- We have our demons
Hongjoong- *Puts his hand in Wooyoung's shoulder*
Hongjoong- This one's mine
Wooyoung-

Yeosang- *walking into a room* Sorry I'm late, I was… doing things
*sound of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Wooyoung- *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!

Jongho- I CAN SMASH ANYTHING! BUILDINGS!! MOUNTAINS!!!
Hongjoong- Can you smash my sadness?
Jongho- *raises his hand*
Jongho- *boops Hongjoong on the nose*
Hongjoong-.....
Hongjoong- ^v^

Changbin- *Bursts into the room and slams the door shut clearly panicked*
Chan- OMG! What did you do?
Changbin- Nobody died!
Chan- WHAT KIND OF AWNSER IS THAT?!

 

[Horanghae !]

Taeyong: Man, idk how you deal with these kids. Seems like a handful.
Chan watching Seungmin strangle Changbin, Felix, and Jisung randomly screaming, Jeongin trying to set Lee Know on fire while he's sleeping, and Hyunjin choking on air.
Chan: Idk either.

Lee Know: I would say I dabble in the gay
Han: *exists*
Lee Know: Nvm, I'm all the way gay

Changbin: You know what sucks
Lee Know: Vacuums
Changbin: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lee Know: Blackholes
Changbin: ...
Changbin; You know what isn't cool?
Lee Know: Lava
Changbin: I swear there's a special place in hell just for you.
Lee Know: Yeah, it's called the throne

Taehyun: Can't you just look at it from my perspective?
Beomgyu: *lowers his head*
Yeonjun: *crouches a little*
Huening Kai and Soobin: *get on their knees*
Taehyun: ...
Taehyun giving a death glare: I will come for you all in your sleep.

 

[Horanghae !]

Huening Kai: *running*
Namjoon: let me see what you have
Huening Kai: a roasted crab
Namjoon: NOO!!!!

Yeonjun: Taehyun would you rather stab Beomgyu or-
Taehyun: Stab Beomgyu
Yeonjun: But I didn't say the other option...
Taehyun: I know, but I will still stab Beomgyu
Huening Kai: 👁👁
Soobin: Oh my god...
Beomgyu: Ngl I'm feeling unsafe in this dorm. Does anyone else feel this same??

 

[Horanghae !]

Waiter: What can I get you?
Taehyun: A chocolate shake with two straws, please.
Huening Kai: *blushing* Hyung...
Taehyun: *sticking both straws in his mouth* Hey, watch how fast I can drink this!
Huenging Kai: ...


Stray Kids during an interview
Interviewer: So you're human? Like, one hundred percent actual human? I've heard scary things about you guys
Chan: Ofc we are! Aren't we guys?
Han: What's a human?
Seungmin: Can you eat it?


Jeongin: Hyungs, I've decided to live alone.
Stray Kids: Great!
Jeongin: Your bags are in the driveway.