Kpop incorrect quotes and memes!

[Seobaby]

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~KPOP INCORRECT QUOTES AND MEMES~​

You can make your own or find some online! But have fun!

 

[Seobaby]

jimin: can we play a game? i'm bored.

jin: *thinks* what if we inverted our initials? sim keokjin

yoongi: yin moongi

hoseok: hung joseok

namjoon: nim kamjoon

youngmi: mark piyoung

jimin: jark pimin

taehyung: tim kaehyung

jungkook: jeon jungkoo- this is a stupid game.

 

[najingter]

PURPLE KISS INCORRECT-

Swan: I can eat many types of seeds.

Goeun: Oh? What kind of seeds?

Swan: Well, strawberry seeds, watermelon seeds, mango seeds-

Goeun: Oh- Wait- Mango seeds? MANGO SEEDS? HOW DID YOU EVEN SWALLOW THAT? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Swan: I meant mangosteen seeds-

Goeun: *still freaking out*

 

[Seobaby]

jimin: can we play a game? i'm bored.

jin: *thinks* what if we inverted our initials? sim keokjin

yoongi: yin moongi

hoseok: hung joseok

namjoon: nim kamjoon

youngmi: mark piyoung

jimin: jark pimin

taehyung: tim kaehyung

jungkook: jeon jungkoo- this is a stupid game.

(This bts 8th member btw)

 

[najingter]

I HAVE A FEW DEUKAE QUOTES:

yoohyeon: *gets a paper cut*
jiu: oh no *kisses the paper cut*
yoohyeon:
yoohyeon: *chomps down on her lips*
jiu:

 

[najingter]

gahyeon: truth or dare?
sua: truth
gahyeon: what's your credit card number?
sua: dare
gahyeon: i dare you to tell me your credit card number
sua: i pick or
gahyeon: or i'll burn the house down

 

[najingter]

sua: hey i have an idea!
yoohyeon: really? what is it?
siyeon: yeah i bet its great!
jiu, on the other side of the world: oh no

 

[Seobaby]

gahyeon: truth or dare?
sua: truth
gahyeon: what's your credit card number?
sua: dare
gahyeon: i dare you to tell me your credit card number
sua: i pick or
gahyeon: or i'll burn the house down

lololol

 

[najingter]

siyeon: im like a mug
yoohyeon: explain
siyeon, looking at sua in her arms: i hold hot things

gahyeon: you know, i wish people would stop treating me like a child. i’m a young adult, not a-
gahyeon: *sees sign for free meals for kids*
gahyeon:
gahyeon: well...

dami: yoohyeon has been to the hospital so much that they gave her a punch card
yoohyeon: one more head injury and i get a free jello

sua: i will destroy everything you love
siyeon: have fun destroying yourself then
sua: wait w h a t
siyeon: what

(nothing like some gaycatcher)

 

[Seobaby]

siyeon: im like a mug
yoohyeon: explain
siyeon, looking at sua in her arms: i hold hot things

gahyeon: you know, i wish people would stop treating me like a child. i’m a young adult, not a-
gahyeon: *sees sign for free meals for kids*
gahyeon:
gahyeon: well...

dami: yoohyeon has been to the hospital so much that they gave her a punch card
yoohyeon: one more head injury and i get a free jello

sua: i will destroy everything you love
siyeon: have fun destroying yourself then
sua: wait w h a t
siyeon: what

(nothing like some gaycatcher)

ah gaycatcher! i love them lol

 

[najingter]

security guard, pointing at yoohyeon: is this woman bothering you?
jiu: yeah but she's my wife. i signed up for this

jiu: wow siyeon, i love that colour on you! is it lip tint?
handong: nah, its definitely lipstick, huh siyeon?
siyeon:
siyeon: its hot cheetos...

yoohyeon: I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY JUST COME OUT TO MY FAMILY IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE
yoohyeon: MY GRANDMA WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW GAYS ARE GOING TO HELL AND I DIDNT WANT TO DEAL WITH IT SO I STARTED TO LEAVE
yoohyeon: MY COUSIN ASKED WHERE I WAS GOING
yoohyeon: 'hell, apparently'
yoohyeon: WHAT HAVE I DONE

handong: you and sua act like more than friends
siyeon, shaking her head: give me one example!
handong: two minutes ago, when you burned your tongue and she blew in your mouth

 

[najingter]

who's dreamcatcher? never heard.
only gaycatcher <3

 

[Seobaby]

who's dreamcatcher? never heard.
only gaycatcher <3

same!

 

[najingter]

siyeon: they're kicking me out
sua: what? why?
siyeon: i accidentally ordered 500 pizzas with the company's money
sua:
sua:
sua: pepperoni?
siyeon: of course
sua: thank god ok i'm on your side

yoohyeon: i think i lost my shoes
dami: did you check your feet
yoohyeon: oh

jiu: where's yoohyeon?
dami: locked in the bathroom
jiu: what's she doing in there?
dami: crying. but thats probably because i locked her in there

yoohyeon: one time jiu was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with and excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my acting was so good that he took us straight to hospital but i'm glad he did because it turns out i had overdosed on pomegranates and the acid was damaging my stomach

siyeon, to jiu: i want to preface this by saying nothing happened. nothing is on fire, this is mere speculation. do we have a fire extinguisher?

sua, smiling widely: don't be late to my birthday party or i'll kill all of you
sua: *laughs*
handong: you don't have to fake laugh. we know you mean it
sua, smile instantly disappearing: good

handong: i need to find yoohyeon, d’you know where she is?
siyeon: yeah, she’s outside, fighting with the water
handong:
handong: ONCE AGAIN, its called ‘swimming’

 

[najingter]

jiu, to international insomnias: isn't sua a great dancer?
insomnias:
yoohyeon: no, you have to translate it for them!
jiu: but i'm already speaking in english!
yoohyeon: no, like this
yoohyeon: *grabs mic* didn't y'all's wigs get snatched by sua like i can’t even
insomnias: *cheer*

siyeon: so on the day we disband, what will we do?
sua: we'll part ways, with all the memories in our hearts
siyeon, tearing up: really?
sua: lol no, we'll handcuff ourselves to each other and the dorm

 

[najingter]

dami: yoohyeon has now accustomed herself to thinking that porn is short for popcorn so don't come over for a movie night unless you want to experience deafness from sua and siyeon's laughing, a stern telling off from jiu, Gahyeon's desperate attempts to convince her otherwise, and a concussion from handong hitting everyone to get them to shut up

 

[Seobaby]

dami: yoohyeon has now accustomed herself to thinking that porn is short for popcorn so don't come over for a movie night unless you want to experience deafness from sua and siyeon's laughing, a stern telling off from jiu, Gahyeon's desperate attempts to convince her otherwise, and a concussion from handong hitting everyone to get them to shut up

(I love Dami! She is my bias!)

 

[Seobaby]

 

[sanasideup]

lisa: how petty can you get?
jennie: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about

jennie: can you please be serious for five minutes?
lisa: my record is four, but i think i can do it

rose: it's dark it here
jisoo: don't worry, i got this
jisoo: *stomps feet*
jisoo: *sketchers light up*

jennie: i've come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than f--k

rose: you wanna see how hardcore i am?
rose: *punches wall*
rose: please take me to a hospital

jisoo, threatening the others with a paintball gun: listen, life comes at us fast. we don't know what life is gonna give us. and today, it's gonna give you... a paintball

lisa: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying.

 

[Seobaby]

Jennie: How long are we gonna stand here and let her do that?
Jisoo: Just give her a moment.
Rosie: *pushing a door that says pull*