"Pinocchio!"
"Oh, I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!"
BWOOOOP. *Awkward laugh*
"That's your patch of mud right there. Gingerbread Man! I said Gingerbread Man! Has anyone seen the Gingerbread Man?"
"He's been missing for days!"
"Oh, yes, that's right."
"Dumped on a swamp, man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. Life is disappointing. Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, that's just how it goes, for poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale. That's that story of my life, oh yeah, that's the story of my life!"
"Three bears, take your spot by that sign! No, that's too close. That's too far! Ah, just right. Wicked Witch!" "Strife is never ending."
"Peter Pan!" "Banished from the town!"
"Ugly Duckling! "They dragged me from the pond."
"They broke my magic wand."
"Three pigs!" "Zey blew our condos down!"
"Life is but a witch hunt."
"Mama bear!" "Mama's in the mud, mama's in distress."
"They ridiculed my hat," "Zey said zat ve vere fat," "They labeled me a fashion mess, because I wore a granny dress!" "Park it there, Wolf."
"Story of my life, booted from the ball. The party's off the hook," "I flew into a wall." "That's the story of my life, oh yeah."
"And remember, if we see you back in Duloc, you WILL BE EXECUTED!"
"That's the story of my life! I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending," "And this right here, not how it goes!" "I always dreamed I'd get an ever after, if this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows! Story of my life, always double crossed, always in the woods, always getting lost. Always on the ropes, always up a creek. Always kicked around, and treated like a freak! That's the story of my life, yessir! That's the story of my life, oy vey! That's the story of my liiiiiiiiiiife!"