one day you were home alone and all of a sudden u started to hear screaming and the sound of a vehicle pulling up to ur house??? "wtf" u looekd out ur window and saw a white van pulling up to ur driveway u were soo confused and scared because u heard screaming too....was the screaming coming from inside the van??? a very tall hot guy got out of the wihte van "omg this oppar is hot"
u watched from ur window as the tall sexc man kncoked on ur door and u ran downstairs and opend the door for him "hello" he said and instantly u smelt his chicken quesadilla breath .ew "um hi hot tall sexc oppar with chicken quesadilla breath" u saidf while lciking ur lips to make him think ur a sexc mf "do u want sum milk i hav sum in my whte van lol" u looked at his white van which said "drug dealer " on it and u could hear fallout boY blasting from inside the van and then u realize hes a n emo drug dealer "actually im lacktoes intolerant hahahahahah" u said nervously oppar saranghaeyo is so sexc but i could go to jail for this!!!!!!!! "i have candy too" u realize hes probably lying but then u realize u have nothing 2 lose and ur life is complete garbo so u shruggedc and gave ur oppar a phat peck on the cheek "i like candy
" u said "ok follow me" he leads u to the back of his white van and opens the door and throws u inside and locks the door and then he speeded away in the white van with u inside it and u looked around and saw....sm sm grinned in an evil way at u "im gonna put u in more subunits than mark" he said
the end this was inspired by the johnny cult
u watched from ur window as the tall sexc man kncoked on ur door and u ran downstairs and opend the door for him "hello" he said and instantly u smelt his chicken quesadilla breath .ew "um hi hot tall sexc oppar with chicken quesadilla breath" u saidf while lciking ur lips to make him think ur a sexc mf "do u want sum milk i hav sum in my whte van lol" u looked at his white van which said "drug dealer " on it and u could hear fallout boY blasting from inside the van and then u realize hes a n emo drug dealer "actually im lacktoes intolerant hahahahahah" u said nervously oppar saranghaeyo is so sexc but i could go to jail for this!!!!!!!! "i have candy too" u realize hes probably lying but then u realize u have nothing 2 lose and ur life is complete garbo so u shruggedc and gave ur oppar a phat peck on the cheek "i like candy
" u said "ok follow me" he leads u to the back of his white van and opens the door and throws u inside and locks the door and then he speeded away in the white van with u inside it and u looked around and saw....sm sm grinned in an evil way at u "im gonna put u in more subunits than mark" he saidthe end this was inspired by the johnny cult
