Corrupt-A-Wish

[♱⋰ ray_vanished 𖦹･ﾟ]

granted but youre underpaid

i wish i wasnt broke

 

[ғʀᴜɪᴛᴇᴇᴢ]

Granted but you get 1 dollar every 12 years


I wish I had bunny

 

[𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑_𝕭𝖆𝖊]

granted but it's a hare


i wish i had a bigger bedroom

 

[ғʀᴜɪᴛᴇᴇᴢ]

Granted but it gets bigger by an inch


I wish I had a CD

 

[♱⋰ ray_vanished 𖦹･ﾟ]

granted but its split in half

i wish i could speak french

 

[ғʀᴜɪᴛᴇᴇᴢ]

Granted but you only know one sentence


I wish I spoke japanese

 

[✧☾rαin&cloud☽✧]

granted but you cant speak any other language

I wish my crush liked me back

 

[CrowThane]

Granted but they like you as a friend

I wish to sleep

 

[♱⋰ ray_vanished 𖦹･ﾟ]

granted but you never wake up

i wish my friend didnt live across the globe

 

[𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑_𝕭𝖆𝖊]

granted but they live across the city
(crazy wish granting b4 btw)


i wish i had new shoes

 

[♱⋰ ray_vanished 𖦹･ﾟ]

granted but the soles fell off
(help yes)

i wish i didnt have to do extra math hw in break

 

[CrowThane]

Granted but you get extra hw in every other class
(it was a win-win situation)

I wish I was home alone

 

[♱⋰ ray_vanished 𖦹･ﾟ]

granted but your neighbor keeps ringing your doorbell
(what no)

i wish i had a graphing calculator to play games on

 

[CrowThane]

granted but you can only play flappy bird with the worst quality
(lmao)

I wish to be able to buy any single item I want

 

[✧☾rαin&cloud☽✧]

granted but its useless

I wish I had more jeans

 

[sᴇᴜʟʟᴏᴠᴇsᴍᴇ]

granted but none of them fit you

I wish had a fast metabolism

 

[✧☾rαin&cloud☽✧]

granted but its...too...fast? idk

I wish I was taller

 

[♱⋰ ray_vanished 𖦹･ﾟ]

granted but now youre 6'7


i wish i discovered kpop earlier

 

[sᴇᴜʟʟᴏᴠᴇsᴍᴇ]

granted but its...too...fast? idk

I wish I was taller

granted but you become too tall so now you cant fit anywhere and there's not any clothes + shoe + car + door sizes for you

I wish I was older

 

[✧☾rαin&cloud☽✧]

granted but all the songs were bad

I wish my feet wernt cold

granted but now youre 6'7


i wish i discovered kpop earlier