Cheesiest pick-up lines.

[Love_alize071313]

What are some of the cheesiest pick up lines you know?
I now a few that Channie been told-

"If you were a transformer you'd be Optomus Fine"
"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to return it."

What do you know?

 

[K-fan_2003]

Well here i am, what’s your other 2 wishes?
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

 

[Love_alize071313]

Are you Wi-fi? Because we have a connection

 

[K-fan_2003]

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

 

[lynch.]

are you a minecraft fence? because i can't get over you

 

[Ryunnie]

Do you have a bandaid? because I think I've fallen for you.

 

[knnovation]

I've had this one used on me before:

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber

 

[Ryunnie]

Ohh that's actually a good one-

 

[LostInTheDream]

Here are some iconic ones:

Did it hurt when you fell?
Fell from what?
Heaven
....*face palm*

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.

 

[Tfboys & More!]

" I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art."

 

[red riot114]

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what? my bed
has room for two

 

[I.M._.lovely]

yes.
i have found my thread.

"are you coca-cola, cuz you're soda-licious"
"Can I have your social media, my parents always told me to follow my dreams"
"Was your father a thief? he must have stolen all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
"if the internet is 4g then you are for me"

 

[red riot114]

yes.
i have found my thread.

"are you coca-cola, cuz you're soda-licious"
"Can I have your social media, my parents always told me to follow my dreams"
"Was your father a thief? he must have stolen all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
"if the internet is 4g then you are for me"

wow

 

[I.M._.lovely]

wow

I have more where that came from lol

 

[Ryunnie]

yes.
i have found my thread.

"are you coca-cola, cuz you're soda-licious"
"Can I have your social media, my parents always told me to follow my dreams"
"Was your father a thief? he must have stolen all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
"if the internet is 4g then you are for me"

Oop- make way the god has arrived-

 

[red riot114]

Oop- make way the god has arrived-

yesss

 

[red riot114]

I have more where that came from lol

oop-

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

Hey girl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really f***ing loud and annoying...

 

[red riot114]

Hey girl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really f***ing loud and annoying...

bootiful

 

[Ryunnie]

I'm not sure if that's gonna get you some girls or repel them bud--