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This is what I used when I wasn't recording cuz I had it in my notes😓

Ayo, little sis stepped up? This ain’t a battle, this a euthanasia,
You lookin’ like a failed science project—half saliva, half amnesia.
Your raps so weak, they make a silent library seem loud,
You couldn’t roast a marshmallow if you were trapped inside a burning house.
You claim you’re tough? Girl, please, you still sleep with a nightlight,
Your flow’s so trash, the landfill called—said “Keep your mic tight.”
You rhyme “cat” with “hat” like Dr. Seuss on chemo,
Your whole existence is a participation trophy—where’s the demo?
You’re the human equivalent of a participation ribbon,
Your bars so dry, even the Sahara’s out here givin’ ‘em a dissin’.
You got the stage presence of a corpse at open casket night,
And your breath smell like the inside of a tuna can—that’s right.
Your talent’s like your love life—nonexistent and sad,
You rap like you’re tryna summon Satan, but the devil said, “Nah, bad.”
You’re the reason they invented “skip track” on Spotify,
A living, breathing argument for retroactive abortion—irony.
Wrap it up? Nah, let’s autopsy this disgrace,
You’re the reason they put warning labels on shampoo—just in case.
You thought you could roast? Baby girl, sit down and chew,
You’re the human equivalent of a sneeze without tissue—useless and ew. 🙂🙂🙂
 
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