Bring on the jokes :)

[JJ+J1117]

Everyone is gonna be telling a joke they know that will probably lighten someone's day when they are feeling down


Ex of mine:
What does a mermaid wear to math class?

An alge-bra

 

[sanasideup]

i've got kind of a long one

so, there was a trans woman who wanted a baby, so she got a surrogate. she was really excited, buying baby clothes, looking at names, all that mom stuff. finally, the day comes when the surrogate goes in to have the baby. the trans woman was in the delivery room too; super excited to see her baby at last. but when the baby was finally born, she was gone. poof, vanished. why? bc, in that moment, she became a transparent

 

[JJ+J1117]

i've got kind of a long one

so, there was a trans woman who wanted a baby, so she got a surrogate. she was really excited, buying baby clothes, looking at names, all that mom stuff. finally, the day comes when the surrogate goes in to have the baby. the trans woman was in the delivery room too; super excited to see her baby at last. but when the baby was finally born, she was gone. poof, vanished. why? bc, in that moment, she became a transparent

Omg im dead lol

 

[Zerø_21]

I'm not too good with jokes but I can pull some puns

This one time my cousin was writing on her textbook and her brother asked her If she was texting to which said no. Then I was just 'No wonder they're textbooks, you text on em"

 

[JJ+J1117]

I'm not too good with jokes but I can pull some puns

This one time my cousin was writing on her textbook and her brother asked her If she was texting to which said no. Then I was just 'No wonder they're textbooks, you text on em"

You are amazing at this

 

[Yutazenpai]

This is, like, the oldest joke in the book but it still makes me laugh.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

I kid you not, every time I see cows, I think 'ground beef'.

 

[sanasideup]

here's a joke from my younger sister (she's 5)

why did the chicken cross the road?
bc him had stuff to do. if him didn't, him wouldn't cross the road. duh

 

[JJ+J1117]

here's a joke from my younger sister (she's 5)

why did the chicken cross the road?
bc him had stuff to do. if him didn't, him wouldn't cross the road. duh

You entering the contest?

 

[sanasideup]

You entering the contest?

the valentine's layout contest? if so, then yeah!

 

[JJ+J1117]

the valentine's layout contest? if so, then yeah!

I love it!!

 

[sanasideup]

I love it!!

thank you!

 

[Zerø_21]

Me during chemistry- if there's indomilk why is there no outdoor milk?

 

[Zerø_21]

What's a gun's favourite subject
Triggernometry

Who's the hottest agent in the CIA
Spy-C

 

[soonie]

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

 

[JJ+J1117]

I love these Jokes keep coming

 

[leenose]

WHY DID THE GOLFER BRING TWO PAIRS OF PANTS?
IN CASE HE GOT A WHOLE IN ONE

 

[Dreamer_13]

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train

 

[Zerø_21]

What's the most attractive thing in the world?
A magnet

 

[_loveshikaru_]

what do you call a sponge with legs?

Spoiler: ANSWER

a sponge with legs, duh