What is something questionable you did as a child?

[Stay_Atiny_Moonbebe]

I ran into a monkey, and I kissed its stomach. The monkey was a plastic board inside the restaurant. The monkey was the mascot for the restaurant.
In the same restaurant, I screamed d*ck in finnish, instead of pepper.

 

[hwngintakz]

i don't remember much ngl, i only remember 2
do you guys know the korean cartoon 짜장소녀 뿌까? i was eating chips while watching it and my fingers got dirty so i decided to wipe my nasty fingers all over the white carpet. my mother was v angry.

i also used to pretend to be a sim? bcuz i used to think everyone was a sim including myself so i'd just do random sim-like tasks so whoever is pl

 

[Yutazenpai]

I use to give crayons "haircuts" by shaving them with the blades of my scissors.

 

[ningningbiased]

OH boy-

(These first two are probably more "relatable than they are questionable but still)

Every time I took a shower I would always check behind the curtain to make sure no demon was there. - I would also punch it Look you gotta do what you gotta do to protect yourself lmao

Whenever I would go downstairs and my mom tells me to go back upstairs to turn my bedroom light off I would naruto run myself both there and back. *Idk what I thought was gonna happen, but ey, you never know*

I swallowed pennies

I poured milk before my cereal and sometimes still do

I chewed on pencil tops

I'd always jumpscare myself Idk why lol (I promise you I'm not a psycho)

I really enjoyed eating all m&m's at once

(me and my sister both did this) We would always poke eachother with things and see who could get hurt faster. It was always me cuz I have sensitive skin lol

*And i'll probably be back to edit this*

 

[ningningbiased]

I use to give crayons "haircuts" by shaving them with the blades of my scissors.

Yes, I did that too. It was satisfying tho lol

 

[anmybeloved]

I'd cuss out my teacher in Tagalog and Croatian after I moved to America

The first word I said to my teacher when I got to America was "Pregnant" because that was the only word I knew

I told my brother Erik that I was getting bullied then I let him cuss out and scream at the kids- he was like 17 and I was 9--

I climbed in trees during recess bc I wanted to go back to Boracay and I used to climb the trees there then wait for my brothers to find me

I did a lot more weird shit lmao but that's what I remember

 

[Its.asprin]

Almost Eat the baby locks-

 

[Bitter Not Sweet]

Threw up on my moms bed when I was angry

 

[yawnzzn]

i used to play with the toilet, the clothing iron, basically anything that wasn't a toy for kids

 

[Bitter Not Sweet]

I'd cuss out my teacher in Tagalog and Croatian after I moved to America

The first word I said to my teacher when I got to America was "Pregnant" because that was the only word I knew

I told my brother Erik that I was getting bullied then I let him cuss out and scream at the kids- he was like 17 and I was 9--

I climbed in trees during recess bc I wanted to go back to Boracay and I used to climb the trees there then wait for my brothers to find me

I did a lot more weird shit lmao but that's what I remember

You...RTDYGUHIYGGHJYGTF

 

[Lysaa]

I used to play with fire as a kid never burned myself

 

[Bitter Not Sweet]

I used to play with fire as a kid never burned myself

Glad your my friend...

 

[Lysaa]

Glad your my friend...

i cooked bacon at least

 

[Zerø_21]

I @t3 bugs
I climbed a cupboard

 

[yunaisms]

OH BOY WELL
i had a thing for chewing on barbie toys, and i specifically remember this one time before kindergarten where i was marching around the house chewing on a barbie shoe for some reason??? and i had a monster high dress on (it was black and pink and kinda itchy). i went to kindergarten and as we were learning about bears, the teacher we would all call mrs lemon (cus she was sour like a lemon!!) sitting w a book, i swallowed the shoe. i freaked. i thought i was gonna die. i went to the teacher, told her i felt bad, and she was like "oh did u eat lunch today?" and i said "mhm grilled cheese" which was a lie. i didnt eat ;-; and i read where's waldo the rest of the day in the nurse's office, seriously convinced i was gonna die at 5 yrs old for eating a plastic, probably very dirty doll shoe. i sure learned my lesson LMAO

 

[pika_chuu]

I would turn off the light and then run across my room and jump onto my bed really quick, because I was scared that the monsters would get me otherwise

 

[Lysaa]

I would turn off the light and then run across my room and jump onto my bed really quick, because I was scared that the monsters would get me otherwise

I did that too

 

[sanasideup]

i learned abt infidelity at a v young age - like 6. i also had a lot of barbie dolls. so i would play pretend that barbie and ken were married (ofc), but ken cheated on her. the lady he cheated on her with didn't know he was married. so barbie and ken's mistress teamed up and ripped ken's head off (mostly bc i didn't like ken). like, i actually took his head off. then barbie kissed the mistress, so they got married. a few weeks later, a regretted taking ken's head off, so i put it stuck it back on with play dough.

this proves two things: first, that carried underwood ripped me off. black cadillac was release in 2012, and this would have been no later than 2010 (iykyk). secondly, that i've always been v gay

 

[saaylhy]

this-

 

[kibumofficial]

I was watching max and ruby and I hugged the TV and it fell on me