What’s the dumbest fight you’ve been in?

[jonghosapple]

Why did you faint????

I hit my elbow on the table while playing rock, paper, scissors with my friend, lol. I faint if I get hit hard near a nerve cluster, I've done it a couple times doing various dumb things, to the point where everyone laughs when it happens, lol

 

[Forgotten Wonderland]

If tomatoes are veggies or fruits smh XDD They. are. veggies.

 

[Brickerbrack]

I think my stupidest fight was a physical one when I was a kid, probably about 13-14. I was in the school library with a classmate (I think "friend" would be putting it too charitably ), all chill, when suddenly, and for no apparent reason, he threw a punch and hit me in the side of the face.
It didn't hurt. But there was a bit of a crunching sound; I asked him quizzically whether it was his fist or my face, and he responded by holding his hand and screaming a bit, so I guess that answered that question.

As we left the library, I was trailing a little behind him, and he spun round to deliver a roundhouse kick in the direction of my head. I caught his foot just in front of my face, held it a second, then pushed my hand up, which sent him toppling over.

He was an odd lad, that one.

 

[yunaing]

Omg a second one.
I always argue with my friends on whether “pronunciation” is “pro-nun-cation” or “pro-noun-cation”
All my friends say the latter and YouTube/google cannot settle on it. Every time people mention it I get very heated to this day

 

[mashikyukyu]

I think my stupidest fight was a physical one when I was a kid, probably about 13-14. I was in the school library with a classmate (I think "friend" would be putting it too charitably ), all chill, when suddenly, and for no apparent reason, he threw a punch and hit me in the side of the face.
It didn't hurt. But there was a bit of a crunching sound; I asked him quizzically whether it was his fist or my face, and he responded by holding his hand and screaming a bit, so I guess that answered that question.

As we left the library, I was trailing a little behind him, and he spun round to deliver a roundhouse kick in the direction of my head. I caught his foot just in front of my face, held it a second, then pushed my hand up, which sent him toppling over.

He was an odd lad, that one.

omg do you have steel skin or something LMAO-

 

[mashikyukyu]

Omg a second one.
I always argue with my friends on whether “pronunciation” is “pro-nun-cation” or “pro-noun-cation”
All my friends say the latter and YouTube/google cannot settle on it. Every time people mention it I get very heated to this day

sooo which one is it

 

[Brickerbrack]

sooo which one is it

It's the first one. The only reason people think it's "pronounciation" is because it comes from the verb "pronounce". It's a logical assumption, but in this instance, wrong.

 

[mashikyukyu]

It's the first one. The only reason people think it's "pronounciation" is because it comes from the verb "pronounce". It's a logical assumption, but in this instance, wrong.

fair enough, thankfully i say it like that too

 

[puertty]

When my friend and I argue whether a potato was good or brown. (Ofc, I said brown)

 

[An Okay Rock]

When my friend and I argue whether a potato was good or brown. (Ofc, I said brown)

Wait what?

 

[puertty]

Sorry gold instead of good.

 

[♡ʙᴜʙʙʟʏꜱᴀɴᴀ♡]

I stole her candy when we at kindergarten

 

[ThoseGoodOldDreams]

Fights over things that happened in a dream and not real life

 

[Potato_Renjun]

Someone fought with me because I'm half Asian but don't like seafood, or spice. (Yo but seaweed is bomb)

 

[Ilovemyself]

I made my biggest enemy with this stupid fight:

So, it was my freshman year of high school and it was my Engineering class...
So we were given this assignment where we have to create a structure using play blocks and we have to draw their orthographic views and then present them to the class. One person shows their drawing to the entire class and explains the drawing and the other one just holds the structure. There were 2 parts which took 2 days. On the first day, my partner was absent so, I had to do it by my own and presented it. So, I got a sticker (which says bravo). And I started working on my second one and finished when we had an entire 40min to work on. The second day, my partner came and he literally copied the base point of the drawing and then he colored it by himself. Then he was like, “Can you present it using my book coz you got a sticker and I could get one.” I was so mad at him, like what the hell. So, I was like “No. if you want you go and present but I ain’t presenting using your book.” And he does not want to present coz he was nervous. We argued a lot on that and finally when it was our time to present, I took my book ultimately, and I got the sticker and then from then, He stole my sticker, then I took it back and then he stole both of my stickers and the process continued.,

thanks for reading my ted talk (if you have the energy to read the entire thing.)

 

[jenosimp]

in 6th grade my friend had a bf and i was best friends with her bf, so we joked around a lot. one time the joking got far and he started bodyshaming my friend aka his own gf. he was saying rlly gross stuff and i was like wtf but i was too introverted and shy too tell him off but i looked visibly uncomfortable and i stopped laughing and we didnt talk for the rest of that class period. at lunch i told my friend what he said and she didnt believe me and accused me of being jealous of her relationship. and i was like no wtf i only see him as a friend, and she said something like "then why do u always laugh with him" like ??? thats what friends do lol. she cut me off and stopped talking to me, i wonder what she would say if she knew i was a lesbo oh and also their relationship ended like a week later who knows why
(sorry this was long lol)

 

[moonlight]

When I couldn't remember which toothbrush was mine and I threw the Toothbrush on the floor causing a growling from my parents Ha!

It's stupid I know

 

[itzmeguyz]

I've been in so many dumb fights I lost count and I forgot most of them lmao (mostly with my brother tho)

 

[Dremes]

We got in a fight because we both liked the same guy smh

 

[gothewon]

my sister and I argued over who would take a shower first before we went to bed one night lol