Why were you kicked out of Target?

[Hwa_ChaeMing]

I punched a christmas tree because I hate cleaning

 

[cix.sense]

I punched a christmas tree because I hate cleaning

I snorted- but out of laughter i-

 

[loonatheworld !]

I licked and Old Lady because I’m Australian

 

[Emilybrooke]

I wrestled with a homeless guy because i'm boujee af✌

 

[Thatlittledork2017]

I bit a honey badger because I used a Kiley Jenner lipstick

 

[https.jisoobiased]

I wrestled with my lover because my mom told me too
so funny thing my mom l e f t -

 

[marsikk]

I tickled a wax candle because I'm Australian
p.s: I love this games

 

[wonsta]

i poked ed sheeran because idk nan molla

 

[🌸⋅ ☆𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙄 ୧ ‧₊˚ 🌸 ⋅ ☆]

*Based on your birth month, birth date, and the color of your shirt*

*Month*​

​

Jan - I tickled​

Feb - I licked​

Mar - I bit​

April - I opened​

May - I punched​

June - I poked​

July - I gently touched​

Aug - I danced with​

Sep - I sang to​

Oct - I screamed at​

Nov - I jumped​

Dec - I wrestled with​

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​

*Day*​

1 - a mop​

2 - a glass of wine​

3 - my lover​

4 - Jungkook​

5 - a pillow​

6 - a Christmas tree​

7 - John Cena​

8 - a wax candle​

9 - a jar of Peanut Butter​

10 - Pikachu​

11 - a honey badger​

12 - raw meat​

13 - the Paw Patrol​

14 - an old lady​

15 - a blender​

16 - Ed Sheeran​

17 - my husband​

18 - a stray cat​

19 - Cleopatra​

20 - dish soap​

21 - popcorn​

22 - a cactus​

23 - Day6​

24 - a bag of chips​

25 - a paper clip​

26 - a pair of heels​

27 - a barista​

28 - a KoolAid packet​

29 - a homeless guy​

30 - Katy Perry​

31 - Donald Duck​

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*Color of your shirt*​

White - Because I'm bringing sexy back​

Purple - Because I hate cleaning​

Black - Because my mom told me too​

Grey - Because I'm Australian​

Red - Because I don't know nan molla​

Pink - Because I watched Barney​

Orange - Because Walmart was closed​

Yellow - Because I used Kylie Jenner's lipstick​

Green - Because I can​

Blue - Because I'm boujee af​

Polka Dots - Because I'm rich​

Stripes - Because I believe I can fly​

Other - Because I haven't slept since 2011​

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I licked My husbandd because my mom told me to