Texting crack fic (for your clown entertainment🤡) [BTS, and txt]

[Yeonjun'sDriedScalp <3]

Crack texting story (bcz why not)

Hoebi-jung hoseok

Junglebook- jeon jeongguk

Yoonz- min yoongi

Namejohn- kim namjoon

Jinnie- kim seokjin

Waeng- choi beomgyu

Junnieee- choi yeonjun

Breadboi- choi soobin

Mochi- park jimin

Guccimodel- kim taehyung

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Crackheads

Junglebook: GAYS! I have something important to announce!

Breadboi: uhm, i'm not gay doe..

Junnieee:soobin-ah,

Breadboi: yes junnie i'm straight.

Junnieee:

Junglebook: Let me tell you my announcement!

Hoebi: okay continue.

Junglebook: Okay, so me and taehyung are dating!

Breadboi: sis we been knew

Guccimodel: wait, really?

Waeng: yep.

Hoebi: mhm.

Breadboi: correct.

Junglebook: oh, well uhm this is awkward..

Yoonz: why tf are you guys up at 4 am??

Breadboi: .... yes.

Yoonz: ugh how do i mute a groupchat?

Junglebook: turn off your phone

Yoonz: i was playing candy crush.

Junglebook: go to sleep and turn off your phone

*yoonz has gone offline*

Waeng: guess he took your advice

Junglebook: for the first time in forever~

Hoebi: but fr we should probs go to sleep

Junnieee:



Hoebi: better mental sanity..?

Namejohn: hol' up. Where did you get that photo of me?

Junnieee: jin hyung..

Jinnie: you rat!

Breadboi: eye-

Guccimodel:



Junglebook: uhh, so-

Guccimodel: don't ask. You look cute so i took it

Hoebi: F, ya'll being cheesy and shit. Damn can't relate

Junnieee:me neither

Hoebi: bro,Let's be single together

Mochi: you have woken me up.

Jinnie: my child! Go back to sleep and ignore ur hyungs, soobin, beomgyu, and yeonjun.

Mochi: okay..

Namejohn: bruh, you could've just said "and ignore us" but nah you had to be extra like that. Smh

Jinnie: sweetie it's a whole-ass life style

Namejohn:



Breadboi: eye-



Junnie: yeah me too

Hoebi: same

Guccimodel: same

Waeng:same

Jinnie: WE GET IT! If you wanna leave, leave. No need to tell us.

*breadboi,junnie,hoebi,guccimodel, junglebook, waeng and mochi have gone offline*

Jinnie:wait jimin was still here. Eye-.

Namejohn: soO, now what

Jinnie: i'll come over

Namejohn: wut?

Yoonz: DEAR GoD No! I won't be able to sleep.

Jinnie: wait, your back?

Hoebi: hey so like i couldn't sle- oh, yoongie you can always stay with me since jin is going to namjoon and ur room.

Namejohn: is that a ship i see?

Yoonz: ew, no.

Hoebi: ... did you just ew me?

Yoonz: yeah..

Hoebi: fine then, SUFFER.

Yoonz: okay ouch my heartu



And okay fine i'll come over when jin gets here

Namejohn: yo where tf ya'll getting these photo's of me.?

Yoonz: your soulmate.

Namejohn:



Yoonz: jin.

Jinnie: ffs, every fucking time!

Namejohn: wah- how- wait actually now i get why he always stairing at me.

Hoebi: nah, that's bcz he likes you.

*jinnie has gone offline*

Yoonz: oop-

Namejohn: eye- fr fr?

Hoebi: obviously

Namejohn: ... now i see that.

Hoebi: firstly wtf how did you not know that he liked you, and second of all screee i wanna cuddle with someone. Yoongi?

Yoonz:hell no dear.

Hoebi:



Yoonz: no u.

Namejohn: wow, real mature guys..

Hoebi: stfu

Jinnie: i come back to this bs?

Hoebi:stfu you didn't even have the guts to ask ur crush out anyways.

Yoonz:and you do?

Hoebi:yeah! I've done it many times!

Yoonz:and how long did those toys last you?

*namejohn changed his name to omg fucking tea*

Hoebi: i could say the same thing for u namjoon.Like how stupid do you have to be to not notice jin's huge crush on you

Omg fucking tea: uhm, u know what? I totally hate it here now (!

Yoonz:you just thought that? I've been hating this gc since i first knew hoseok was in here

Oh shit jin just got here gtg fast

Hoebi:bruh, with that attitude i'm locking the door on you now

*Omg fucking tea, and jinnie have gone offline*

Yoonz:ughhh fine. My dearest apoligy, i don't think ur that bad. Now plz let me in

Hoebi: damn. Don't fall for it.

Yoonz: plz

Hoebi: screeee, don't do it!

Yoonz: pwease hobi~ah

Hoebi: ... fuck. Your too cute.

*Yoonz went offline*

3 mins later

*hoebi went offline*



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Waeng: the world slowly but surely getting hotter and hotter by the day and month. Global Warming is getting more and more serious. Go do something productive today!

Breadboi:aaaandd there goes my sleep.

Junnieee: jesus beomgyu it's like you want use to kill you.

Waeng: wae? No i was just sayinggg, no need for murder or







Junnie:





Jinnie:i have been summoned?

junnie: frick, uhm gtg fast

breadboi: eye-

*breadboi has changed his name to soobin~ah*

hoebi:bro so yoongi really made me unlock that door last night. And i hate myself for it

junglebook: ahaha he really had you.

mochi: damn i really thought he was a top.

waeng: is that why ya'll broke up?

yoonz: eye-

mochi: no, tf??

jinnie:beom, sweety ily and all but you have the worst timing..

Waengkay imma see myself out then..

*waeng has gone offline*

Yoonz: wait you find me cute? Eww aren't you straight doe?

junnieee: ew, a het we don't stan that here.

hoebi:bruh, i'm BI

soobin~ah: I exist u know?!?

jinnie: sweetie, soobin, don't even try to deny it. wbk you gay asf

soobin~ah: no i'm not!

mochi:denying boi is throwing a fit, and i thought i was the baby here.

junnieee: you're not even the youngest doe.

mochi:

yoonz: never use that many emoji's EVER again.

mochi: what ever yo*ngi

Yoonz: you too j*min

mochi: hey! that's my thing! i censor irrelavent ppl! not you!

yoonzkay, but when did i ask for your goddamn opinion?

mochi: (

Junglebook: GAYS! I JUST SAW YEONJUN AND SOOBIN GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET!

guccimodel: and i oop-

hoebi:i sense tea coming

junieee:bruh, we are getting art supplies tf is wrong with u guys, although..

soobin~ah:although nothing. we are just getting supplies.

waeng:why so quick to respond soobin-ah

Soobin~ah: i'm just clearing the facts fam. And it's soobin-HYUNG, to you

Mochi:mhm, yeah okay soobin.

soobin~ah:ya'll weird. I second namjoon-hyung's "i hate it here"

Omg fucking tea: thank you



~*. Crazy hyungs .*~

Hoseok: nvhdkajfnrujcks dhfmfkdkd dk

Jin: now what?

Hoseok: yoongi dyed his hair mint green! Gwajwslaswkjl, he looks so soft. I wanna cuddle with him all day, istg this boi is out for my feelings

Namjoon: bruh. B r u h . B r u h . I really don't need to hear your uncontrolable crush for yoongi rn.

Hoseok: yeah, but he's just sitting in his desk pouting and it's making me bust into uwu's



Jin: jesus, now your taking photo's of him



Namjoon: you know it is illegal to take a photo without consent, and you can go to jail for it. right?

Hoseok: shit. I can??? B-but he looks so pretty eye-... are you gonna make me delete it?

Jin:yes hoe.

Namjoon: it's for the best.

Hoseok: i hate you guys.

Jin: love ya back

Hoseok: okay i deleted it. i will forever miss that.

Namjoon: good. Now ish go ask him out or i will.

Hoseok: WhAt!¡

Jin: pArD0n?¡¿!

Namjoon: he did look kinda cute in that photo ngl...

Hoseok: - oh hell no! I will bodyslam you if you get within 3 feet of him.

Namjoon: i'm obvs kiddin', but dAmN hobi that was kinda hot

Jin: i've never felt so attacked in my life

Namjoon: again kidding, kidding. Jin plz don't kill me

Hoseok: ight imma head out-...

(Not finished, tell me if you guys want me to continue)

 

[Love_alize071313]

<div class="bbWrapper">I love this. I also love how HueningKai is no where in this.</div>

 

[Yeonjun'sDriedScalp <3]

I love this. I also love how HueningKai is no where in this.

That's who i was missing sorry i'm a bit of a circus

 

[Love_alize071313]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=203947" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-203947">MoArmy_leah said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> That's who i was missing<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤡" title="Clown face :clown:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f921.png" data-shortname=":clown:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤡" title="Clown face :clown:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f921.png" data-shortname=":clown:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤡" title="Clown face :clown:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f921.png" data-shortname=":clown:" /> sorry i'm a bit of a circus <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎪" title="Circus tent :circus_tent:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f3aa.png" data-shortname=":circus_tent:" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤡" title="Clown face :clown:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f921.png" data-shortname=":clown:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🎪" title="Circus tent :circus_tent:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f3aa.png" data-shortname=":circus_tent:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤡" title="Clown face :clown:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/emojione/assets/4.5/png/64/1f921.png" data-shortname=":clown:" /></div>