can you make me one of leeknow and his cats but the cats can talk and they have human traits but still cats

(If it's not too weird i'm bored and I wanna laugh)
Lee Know (Minho), a renowned K-Pop idol known for his stoic demeanor and powerful dance moves, (26, secretly a cat whisperer) was surprisingly at home, not practicing choreography, but attempting to mediate a dispute between two extraordinarily vocal felines. Soonie, a fluffy orange cat (age: 12, human equivalent: very old, profession: armchair philosopher, prone to existential crises), sat rigidly on the sofa, his tail twitching furiously. Opposite him, perched precariously on a stack of vinyl records, was Doongie a sleek orange cat as well (age: 10, human equivalent: old, profession: aspiring influencer, addicted to tuna). Their argument? The merits of minimalist vs. maximalist interior design, a surprisingly heated debate for two creatures who primarily communicated through sophisticated meows and dramatic hisses.
"The clean lines simply *speak* to the soul, Doongie," Soonie declared, his voice a surprisingly deep baritone. "Your excessive pile of catnip mice is a blight on the aesthetic. A visual cacophony!" Doongie, whose voice was a high-pitched, yet surprisingly articulate soprano, retorted, "Darling, you call it a cacophony, I call it *curated chaos*! Besides, your 'minimalist' living space is just depressing. Where’s the *joy*? The vibrant, tuna-scented joy?" Minho sighed, rubbing his temples. He’d envisioned a peaceful evening, maybe some light stretching, but instead he was presiding over a feline philosophical summit, armed only with a bag of cat treats as a potential peace offering. His youngest cat, Dori just meowed to him and agreed. "Those pesky animals!" The Maknae cat squealed.
The situation escalated when Doongie launched a fluffy, meticulously crafted catnip mouse at Mr. Soongis head. Lee Know, ever the professional, swiftly intervened, scooping up the offending projectile. "Okay, you two," he said, his voice unusually firm, "that’s enough. The new album photoshoot is tomorrow, and I need you both to be on your best behavior. Soonie I think Doongie's 'curated chaos' might be an acceptable compromise if he agrees to keep it confined to he designated cat tree." He paused, offering them both a treat. A look of begrudging agreement passed between the two cats, and a fragile peace, punctuated by the quiet munching of cat treats, settled over Minho's surprisingly chaotic living room. Dori rolled his eyes and plopped himself on a nearby couch. The photoshoot, he thought with a weary smile, was going to be interesting.
(SKKSKS THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO MAKE LMAOO, I BET MINHO WOULD DO THIS IRL, AS HE ONCE WENT ON ALL FOURS AND YELLEDT AT DOONGIE I THINK? SJKSKSKSKSKS HAHAHA)