Renaming Kpop Songs/MVs

[An Okay Rock]

Okay so I had this idea, now hear me out, you just take a song and rename it or summarize it however you see fit.

N.Flying - The Real = "Sacrifice our newest member to the mermaid"
BTS - Spine Breaker = "Daddy's busy children, here's a camera, go have fun while I take this call"
Boy Story - Too Busy = "We're half your age and still have more going on than you"
GOT7 - Lullabye = "Bro I shouldn't have taken those drugs (pt.1), the bear's talking to me"
DAY6 - I Loved You = "Still a better love story than twilight"
EXO - Ko Ko Bop = "Bro I shouldn't have taken those drugs (pt.2), D.O just broke the ground with his head" but also "engaging in illegal habits (pt.1)"
GOT7 - Just Right = "The tiny dancing man just took off with my barbie"
NCT U - Baby Don't Stop = "We're better than you and you cant do sh*t to stop us"
EXO - Lotto = "Gambling is fun if you're good at it" but also "engaging in illegal habits (pt.2)"

That's all I got for now, but you get it right?

 

[stanloona]

Butterfly by Loona - Lesbian rights!
Peekaboo by Red Velvet - Lets sacrifice every pizza hut employee we can get to our house
Hot Potato by Nflying - We faked our death because we were too famous
Very Nice by Seventeen - 13 men trying to get the girl but their hearts explodes for some reason
Just One Day by BTS - We sat on chairs and made hand motions
Fun by Fromis9 - We just ripped off like 5 brands

 

[OppaIsTrash]

shut up - unnies : yeah i believe in men's rights....men's right's to shut the f_ck up!

no more perfume on you - teen top : haha ur so sexy stop wearing perfume or my girlfriend's gonna find out about us

 

[An Okay Rock]

Here I got some more

NCT 127 - Fire Truck = "We're about to ruin this girl's whole career"
NCT 127 - Cherry Bomb = "We got banned from playing on a radio station for being too 'gory'"
NCT 127 - Wakey-Wakey = "We're testing a concept with Johnny"
BTS - Not Today = "Okay so we learned calling them a cult was a bad idea"
MONSTA X - Fighter = "Jooheon looks insane and we're pretty sure Kihyun got tired of the short jokes and snapped"
NCT Dream - Chewing Gum = "We're gonna end this man's career"
Super Junior - Mamacita = "That tv drama I asked for but never got"
EXO - Wolf = "This is why Luhan left"
BTS - Fire = "Casual murder/arson"

 

[An Okay Rock]

BIGBANG - Fantastic Baby = "Oh we should've known Seunggri"
Red Velvet - Zimzalabim = "I'm not entirely qualified for this job, but enjoy the ride"
NCT Dream - Go = "See we're big kids too"
EXO - Tempo = "HEY I SAW LAY! HE LIVES"
Stray Kids - Victory Song = "The short Aussie has Satan's voice"

 

[Elina xi]

 

[An Okay Rock]

VIXX - Hyde = "I don't know if I want all of the eyeshadow or none of it"
Woosung - Face = "WILLLLSOOOOON"
Astro - Crazy, Sexy, Cool = "We don't get enough sleep and now are hallucinating"
Boyfriend - Witch = "It wasn't even one on one and we still lost but damn she's hot"
VAV - Give Me More = "De la Ghetto's little old man dance and VAV needs more love"
Seventeen - Boom Boom = "Mission Impossible but we're incohesive and don't even know why we're doing this, but I saw Minghao so I'm fine with it" also "We had thirteen people and still failed, teamwork isn't necessarily our strong suit sometimes"
NCT 2018 - Black on Black = "If we all rush at them, we have enough people to scare all the other groups who can't even manage five members without controversy *cough* BIGBANG *cough*"
BTS - Idol = "Bro I shouldn't have taken those drugs (pt.3), I'm tripping all of the balls"

I shouldn't have done this but no one's told me to stop so I will continue

 

[honeycove]

Here I got some more

NCT 127 - Fire Truck = "We're about to ruin this girl's whole career"
NCT 127 - Cherry Bomb = "We got banned from playing on a radio station for being too 'gory'"
NCT 127 - Wakey-Wakey = "We're testing a concept with Johnny"
BTS - Not Today = "Okay so we learned calling them a cult was a bad idea"
MONSTA X - Fighter = "Jooheon looks insane and we're pretty sure Kihyun got tired of the short jokes and snapped"
NCT Dream - Chewing Gum = "We're gonna end this man's career"
Super Junior - Mamacita = "That tv drama I asked for but never got"
EXO - Wolf = "This is why Luhan left"
BTS - Fire = "Casual murder/arson"

Wakey Wakey could also be called “Johnny’s been watching a lot of Jay & Silent Bob movies and decided cosplay early this year instead of waiting for Halloween.”

 

[honeycove]

B.A.P- One Shot = “Basically if you sell drugs you’re either going to die or go to prison.” Alternative title: “Youngjae is a fuc**** snake.”
B.A.P- Skydive = “And you thought we were locked up, SIKE BITCHES. But this time we’re going to make things right.” Alternative title: “Jongup is the snake this time.”
Monsta X- Trespass = “Why did Starship give them a gun? They could have killed themselves.”
Monsta X- All In = “Hyungwon & Minhyuk said let us be gay and the rest of us just rolled with it.” Alternative title: “We’re about to do some black magic and paint each other’s face and body with neon paint.”

 

[jonghosapple]

Pentagon - Like This ~ "Bro, why is this shoe in water?" or "Hey, where'd that tire go? Oh, there it is!" Also, "Pentagon's obsession with green apples."
Pentagon - Runaway ~ "Bro, these water shoes are kind bumming me out." or "Hey, tire's back! Wait why is it on fire!?" Also, "Who allowed Kino and Wooseok to look this good?"
1The9 - Spotlight ~ "You think you know where this song is going but at the 54 second mark, you're in for a surprise."
Verivery - Tag Tag Tag ~ "Let's play hide-n-seek, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

 

[An Okay Rock]

VIXX - Error = "Casual Robot *******"
Monsta X - Dramarama = "Oh was seeing Jooheon die once not good enough, here watch it again and again" or "Monsta X being gay for each other again"
NCT 127 - Touch = "And who said Taeyong was scary"
Stray Kids - Side Effect = "Bro where are we and what the hell are we supposed to do?"
B.A.P - One Shot = "Youngjae is a disloyal hoe"
SHINee - Ring Ding Dong = "We have wings but I'm sure you already knew that" *all I can hear is 'Ling ding dong ling ding dong ling diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding ling ding dong' and I dont know why I hear that*

 

[honeycove]

VIXX - Error = "Casual Robot *******"
Monsta X - Dramarama = "Oh was seeing Jooheon die once not good enough, here watch it again and again" or "Monsta X being gay for each other again"
NCT 127 - Touch = "And who said Taeyong was scary"
Stray Kids - Side Effect = "Bro where are we and what the hell are we supposed to do?"
B.A.P - One Shot = "Youngjae is a disloyal hoe"
SHINee - Ring Ding Dong = *all I can hear is 'Ling ding dong ling ding dong ling diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding ling ding dong' and I dont know why I hear that*

Cross Gene- Black Or White = “We already killed ourselves so the haters need new insults.”

Cross Gene- Play With Me = Shin is a huge Death Note fan. That’s all.

 

[honeycove]

Cross Gene- Black Or White = “We already killed ourselves so the haters need new insults.”

Cross Gene- Play With Me = Shin is a huge Death Note fan. That’s all.

An alternative title for Black or White would be “Vixx wrote our script and B.A.P directed it, either way, we killed ourselves lmao”

 

[An Okay Rock]

VIXX - Error = "Casual Robot *******"
Monsta X - Dramarama = "Oh was seeing Jooheon die once not good enough, here watch it again and again" or "Monsta X being gay for each other again"
NCT 127 - Touch = "And who said Taeyong was scary"
Stray Kids - Side Effect = "Bro where are we and what the hell are we supposed to do?"
B.A.P - One Shot = "Youngjae is a disloyal hoe"
SHINee - Ring Ding Dong = "We have wings but I'm sure you already knew that" *all I can hear is 'Ling ding dong ling ding dong ling diggi ding diggi Ding ding ding ling ding dong' and I dont know why I hear that*

Someone commented on the 'Ring Ding Dong' mv saying that the guys' hairstyles made them all look like angry roosters and I just felt the need to share that

 

[honeycove]

Someone commented on the 'Ring Ding Dong' mv saying that the guys' hairstyles made them all look like angry roosters and I just felt the need to share that

HAHAHA

 

[XionMinho]

Miroh - Stray Kids = “window wipers on a rooftop”
Superhuman - NCT127 = “...we just wanted to try the special effects”
Cat and Dog - TXT = “furry anthem”
Lights - BTS = “BTS, the movie”
Wave - ATEEZ = “HAKUNA MATATA YA”

 

[piscesigh]

Taemin - Want = "snek boi"
Shinee - Hello = "SM forced us to smile and this looks so unnatural"
Red Velvet - Peek-A-Boo = "we just wanted some free pizza"
LeeHi - No One = "I'm coming out as a furry"
Sistar - One More Day = "a lesbian tragedy"
Bigbang - good boy/bad boy = "we got the names mixed"
iKON - Dumb&Dumber = "Jinhwan fits in a small fridge"
K.Will - Please don't... = "I'm gay"
Woosung - FACE = "this was an excuse to show how good-looking I am"
Teen Top - Rocking = "follow me on myspace"
Block B - Jackpot = "P.O looks like Tsukiyama Shuu from Tokyo Ghoul and no one can change my mind"
EPIK HIGH - Born Hater = "we ran out of money so we filmed this on a toilet"
B.A.P - That's My Jam = "we make One Shot references 3 years later" or "We will always draw guns somehow"

 

[honeycove]

Taemin - Want = "snek boi"
Shinee - Hello = "SM forced us to smile and this looks so unnatural"
Red Velvet - Peek-A-Boo = "we just wanted some free pizza"
LeeHi - No One = "I'm coming out as a furry"
Sistar - One More Day = "a lesbian tragedy"
Bigbang - good boy/bad boy = "we got the names mixed"
iKON - Dumb&Dumber = "Jinhwan fits in a small fridge"
K.Will - Please don't... = "I'm gay"
Woosung - FACE = "this was an excuse to show how good-looking I am"
Teen Top - Rocking = "follow me on myspace"
Block B - Jackpot = "P.O looks like Tsukiyama Shuu from Tokyo Ghoul and no one can change my mind"
EPIK HIGH - Born Hater = "we ran out of money so we filmed this on a toilet"
B.A.P - That's My Jam = "we make One Shot references 3 years later" or "We will always draw guns somehow"

THE TEEN TOP ANS BAP ONE HAS ME SCREAMING

 

[piscesigh]

THE TEEN TOP ANS BAP ONE HAS ME SCREAMING

KSKSKSKS IT'S THE TRUTH, HOW CAN THEY HAVE GUNS IN EVERY MV, I'M JUST--

 

[honeycove]

KSKSKSKS IT'S THE TRUTH, HOW CAN THEY HAVE GUNS IN EVERY MV, I'M JUST--

SIS WHEN THEY PULLED OUT GUNS IN THAT’S MY JAM I LITERALLY SAID “I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE OF YOU TURNS ON THE REST, IM GOING TO THROW MY PHONE”