OLI LONDON Appreciation Page (a Parody)

[hoeliviahye]

OLI LONDON
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FUN FACTS:

• He is the real main dancer and lead vocalist of BTS because Jimin who?
• His fandom name is the American Board of Plastic Surgery because he's the main reason why they're in business!
• He is rumored to have spent $100,000 on surgeries to look exactly like his favorite K-Pop idol Samuel L. Jackson!
• HOW UNCANNY THE RESEMBLANCE
  

  

  

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• He used to be best friends with melanin goddess Yudina Svetlana Dmitrievna-- AKA "Lana"-- but broke up their friendship after she tried to run him over with a car because she hates the gays! UGH a skinny icon!
• Because of Lana, he says he's gonna go straight even though he kisses his bodypillow of Jimin goodnight everyday!!/!
  
• He says his musical inspiration is Rebecca Black because he loved how little autotone she used in her banger "Friday"!
• He writes fanfiction about himself because as BTS wisely said-- "death to the British!"
• He won "Britain's Got Talent", "The Voice UK", "Love Island", and "The Great British Baking Show" because he is so fucking talented BABY DADDY MATERIAL!
• His nipples are the size of tangerines. Anyone else craving orange juice now?
• His newest single-- "Perfection"-- is set to be the best debut in K-Pop history second to Lana's! White people stay winning
• He says the inspiration for his song is him describing LOONA's Haseul... did he lie though?
  • Here's the iconic interview where he admits it! LINKY POO HERE!
• Here's his music video!/1!?!/!/!/1
• He has never used autotune once in his life and was ranked the best dancer ever by Yang Hyunsuck himself! Real recognizes real! UwU

This is all meant to be a joke, and I'm sorry if it offends you/hurts your feelings. I made this just for fun, and this isn't a hate page for Oli. I'm just making fun of all the controversies surrounding him with this parody page. So please, let's be respectful

 

[KaatKate]

 

[KpopLoverViki]

This is NOT okay. I get that you might not like Oli London but this is mean and cruel. You should be happy that a ARMY is so dedicated to bts that he even looks like them. I really don’t get what the problem is. He wants to look like Jimin. I would be honored if someone changed themselves to look like me. I think that you should be supporting him instead of making this post that is making fun of him. This is immature and sad. Please think before your post. And don’t make fun of people and crush their dreams.

 

[Dremes]

Omg Oli OpPaR sArAnGhAe

 

[KpopLoverViki]

And I also get that this is a parody and all but still that’s not okay. Hope you understand. And stay healthy and safe. Take care.

 

[SteamBakedJM]

i completely disagree with that. bts whole message is to love yourself for who you are and what you look like! not to love jimin and be like him. he married a cardboard cutout of jimin, and kisses it, which is odd. jimin is a person with real feelings and his own look to him, you shouldn't try to be that. also when oli said he walks down the street and people say "jimin!" at him, it's a joke. they are joking. no one thinks he looks like jimin except himself. it makes me upset he is a huge fan but won't accept their message in the songs. Also getting plastic surgery to look exactly like him is creepy, Jimin isn't a made up character and has real feelings. It's one thing to idolize but he has taken it WAY too far.

 

[ak ♥♥]

I don't even fucking know at this point

 

[KpopLoverViki]

i completely disagree with that. bts whole message is to love yourself for who you are and what you look like! not to love jimin and be like him. he married a cardboard cutout of jimin, and kisses it, which is odd. jimin is a person with real feelings and his own look to him, you shouldn't try to be that. also when oli said he walks down the street and people say "jimin!" at him, it's a joke. they are joking. no one thinks he looks like jimin except himself. it makes me upset he is a huge fan but won't accept their message in the songs. Also getting plastic surgery to look exactly like him is creepy, Jimin isn't a made up character and has real feelings. It's one thing to idolize but he has taken it WAY too far.

I agree with that but I feel like Armys shouldn’t really be this mean to him tho

 

[ak ♥♥]

right

 

[KpopLoverViki]

Also, I feel like the way he loves himself is by making himself look like Jimin and he’s happy. So.. I’m okay with it to some extent

 

[ak ♥♥]

Also, I feel like the way he loves himself is by making himself look like Jimin and he’s happy. So.. I’m okay with it to some extent

*nods head* right cause ppl have different way to love them selves

 

[I.M._.lovely]

i completely disagree with that. bts whole message is to love yourself for who you are and what you look like! not to love jimin and be like him. he married a cardboard cutout of jimin, and kisses it, which is odd. jimin is a person with real feelings and his own look to him, you shouldn't try to be that. also when oli said he walks down the street and people say "jimin!" at him, it's a joke. they are joking. no one thinks he looks like jimin except himself. it makes me upset he is a huge fan but won't accept their message in the songs. Also getting plastic surgery to look exactly like him is creepy, Jimin isn't a made up character and has real feelings. It's one thing to idolize but he has taken it WAY too far.

I agree with this^^ he is a fan but doesn't seem to realize the message they try to spread: Love Yourself. making himself look like Jimin is not loving and appreciating himself -its loving Jimin, which is okay but you have to take Jimin into account because that's literally his face and although he does not look like him it's kinda creepy. but at the same time, this doesn't mean you can make fun of him -though I completely understand that this is a parody page. it doesn't offend me but it might offend others.

 

[Elina xi]

I don't know why I keep reading the name as Oil London

 

[ak ♥♥]

 

[gardenofeden]

Oppar i love you

 

[yeri]

Oppar i love you

he’s my oppar back off

 

[gardenofeden]

he’s my oppar back off

Well he's my daddy

 

[KpopLoverViki]

Oop

 

[KpopLoverViki]

Stuff is goin downnnn

 

[Dremes]

Oli is a clown like a whole Dululu