Off To The Nugget Place {ATEEZ Crack Text Fic}

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_YourAverageFanboy_

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loudfuck entered Eight Makes One Asylum

loudfuck: YALL


To The Apple Core entered Eight Makes One Asylum

To The Apple Core: no.


To The Apple Core left Eight Makes One Asylum

loudfuck: YOU WOULDNT FUCKING GUESS


hwamburger entered Eight Makes One Asylum

yeo'regay entered Eight Makes One Asylum


yeo'regay: no.

hwamburger: No.


yeo'regay left Eight Makes One Asylum

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loudfuck: WHAT I FUCKING FOUND


Yun Hoein entered Eight Makes One Asylum

mongo entered Eight Makes One Asylum


Yun Hoein: oh god

mongo: sum 1 save us all

loudfuck: ON MY WALK TODAY!!!


resident lucifer entered Eight Makes One Asylum

resident lucifer: wooyoung

resident lucifer: please

resident lucifer: what could possibly be so important

resident lucifer: at 3am?


Actual Lucifer™ entered Eight Makes One Asylum

Actual Lucifer™: What is it, Woo? : )

loudfuck: 10 FUCKING NUGGETS FOR 10 FUCKING DOLLARS

loudfuck: THAT'S A DOLLAR PER NUG


yeo'regay entered Eight Makes One Asylum
mongo: wUt

Yun Hoein: oh no


To The Apple Core entered Eight Makes One Asylum

yeo'regay: suddenly i care abt what you have to say

To The Apple Core: ^^

Actual Lucifer™: Holy shit

Actual Lucifer™: Do you know how many nugs you can buy??

loudfuck: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NUGS YOU CAN BUY??

Actual Lucifer™: $20? 20 nugs!

loudfuck: $100

loudfuck: 100 NUGS

Actual Lucifer™: $500? 500 nugs!

loudfuck: $1000 IS 1000 NUGS

loudfuck: GUYS WE COULD GET 1000 NUGS *0*

Actual Lucifer™: Woo, you're a genius!

resident lucifer: woo, you're an idiot


hwamburger entered Eight Makes One Asylum

hwamburger: Wooyoung

hwamburger: Do you know how much stress you'll cause the employees?

resident lucifer: do you know how unhealthy it is eating 1,000 nuggets?

loudfuck: wym?

loudfuck: imma b gettin prOTEIN

Actual Lucifer™: Protein!

mongo: PROTEIN!

Yun Hoein: PrOtEiN!

yeo'regay: protein

To The Apple Core: ^^


resident lucifer left Eight Makes One Asylum

To The Apple Core: why is there a thudding noise coming from hyung's door?

hwamburger: Stress. Stress is why.

loudfuck: lul whats so stressful abt nugs?

Actual Lucifer™: Yeah, Hyung, what's so stressful about nugs?

mongo: yeah hyung whats so stressful abt nugs?

To The Apple Core: ^^

Yun Hoein: ^^^^


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loudfuck: now that the hyungs are gone

Actual Lucifer™: Now that the hyungs can't shit on our parade

loudfuck: WHO WANTS SUM NUGS‽

Actual Lucifer™: EYE!

mongo: EYE!

Yun Hoein: eye!

yeo'regay: i

To The Apple Core: ^^

yeo'regay: okay, are you actually gonna say smth or are you gonna speak carrot?

To The Apple Core: ^^

yeo'regay: okay but like

yeo'regay: don't you say anything else?

To The Apple Core: 🥕

yeo'regay: words, jongho.

yeo'regay: speak in fucking words.

To The Apple Core: carrot.


To The Apple Core was removed by yeo'regay

Yun Hoein: yeo!

yeo'regay: i did what had to be done


To The Apple Core was added by Yun Hoein

yeo'regay: it was for the best

To The Apple Core: ...

yeo'regay: ...

yeo'regay: shit.

To The Apple Core: fucking

To The Apple Core: rUDE

yeo'regay: oh, so nOw you speak

To The Apple Core: ^^

loudfuck: GUYS

loudfuck: STOP ARGUING

loudfuck: THINK ABT THE NUGS ;-;

yeo'regay: oh yeah

To The Apple Core: so, if we were all 6 to pitch in $166.67, we would have roughly $1,000 put together and we can split the nuggets once we get there.

Actual Lucifer™: Okay, wOw

loudfuck: Less do it!!

Yun Hoein: ^^

To The Apple Core: ^^^^

mongo: ^^^^^^

yeo'regay: okay, literally, fuck all of you.

Yun Hoein: I mean, if you're up for that, then sure

Actual Lucifer™: I'm down!

mongo: yeosang, u shuld no every1's dtf u


yeo'regay left Eight Makes One Asylum

Actual Lucifer™: Off to the nugget place?

loudfuck: OFF TO THE NUGGET PLACE!!


loudfuck left Eight Makes One Asylum

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mongo: OFF TO THE NUGGET PLACE!!


mongo left Eight Makes One Asylum

resident lucifer entered Eight Makes One Asylum


resident lucifer: wait, where are you guys going?

Yun Hoein: off to the nugget place!!


Yun Hoein left Eight Makes One Asylum

To The Apple Core: 🥕

resident lucifer: stop that

resident lucifer: where are you going


To The Apple Core left Eight Makes One Asylum

hwamburger entered Eight Makes One Asylum


resident lucifer: hwa, where are they going?

hwamburger: To the nugget place, I assume.

resident lucifer: and we're just going to let them??

hwamburger: Yes?

resident lucifer: no.

resident lucifer: no we are not, and that is why we are going after them

hwamburger: We are?

resident lucifer: um, yeah?

resident lucifer: why wouldn't we?

hwamburger: Because they're adults and can do what they want?

resident lucifer: wh-

resident lucifer: eye-

resident lucifer: NO, we're NOT letting them, because they are OUR KIDS and the shit THEY pull reflects on OUR parenting

hwamburger: They are our boyfriends, and they will be fine.


resident lucifer left Eight Makes One Asylum

hwamburger: *sigh*


hwamburger left Eight Makes One Asylum



•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.ゞ•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.ゞ•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.ゞ•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.



resident lucifer entered Eight Makes One Asylum

resident lucifer: i see you mother fuckers in the line

resident lucifer: i swear to fuck, if you actually do it


Yun Hoein entered Eight Makes One Asylum


Yun Hoein: oooo, another one


mongo entered Eight Makes One Asylum

mongo: cAAAN YOU FEEEEEL

mongo: tHe lOoOove tOnIiight

resident lucifer: ew, no, pedophilia


loudfuck entered Eight Makes One Asylum

loudfuck: GUYS I JUST PLACED THE ORDER WE'RE GETTING OUR THOUSAND NUGS

resident lucifer: oh god...

loudfuck: WE'RE GONNA GET DRUNK ON NUGS!!!

resident lucifer: that's not-

Yun Hoein: drunk on nugs!

mongo: DRUNK ON NUGS!!

resident lucifer: you know what?

resident lucifer: fuck it.

resident lucifer: i don't care if you die.


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hwamburger entered Eight Makes One Asylum


hwamburger: You guys are going to get sick.

loudfuck: yOu GuYs ArE gOnNa GeT sIcK


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To The Apple Core entered Eight Makes One Asylum


To The Apple Core: They're handing us the first batch of nuggets

loudfuck: IT'S NUG TIME, BABAY



•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.ゞ•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.ゞ•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.ゞ•.˚⚘ ⋆.*.


loudfuck: i never want to lay eyes on another chicken nugget for as long as i live.

hwamburger: Told you.

Actual Lucifer™: I'm sorry, Hyung

hwamburger: You don't have to apologize to me, Sannie : ) You technically didn't do anything wrong.

Actual Lucifer™: No, not that

Actual Lucifer™: I threw up in the main bathroom, and I tried cleaning it, but I threw up again

Actual Lucifer™: Sorry

hwamburger: Oh, fuck me.


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mongo entered Eight Makes One Asylum


hwamburger: Not like that!


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