Kpop song lyrics that make you go LMAO

[I see that Im icy]

I mean, actual lyrics (not misheard) that are funny because you think so. It can be because they make no sense, or because they are straight up a joke... idk you decide.
Lemme start
"Love is more cruel than college entrance exams" Hi High - LOONA
"B***h I'm a star but not patrick" ddu x3 - BLACKPINK (bp's lyrics are so xdddddd)
"I just wanna be your dog" - Cat&dog - TXT

 

[yawnzzn]

"All of these girls on some uppercase shit. That mean they all cap"- Blackpink 'Typa Girl'

"Baby, get the megaphone, put it on speaker
I said I can't hear you, so you need to speak up
Put that shit on stereo, everyone else on very low
Protect it like a barrier, promise there's nothing scarier
Than me if anybody coming gunnin' for my man
Gonna catch a case, gun up in my hand
Bam, bam, bam! Hit after hit though
Rocks in my wrist, so I call 'em the Flintstones"- this entire verse from Lalisa

bp lyrics r so corny i hope they start writing their own lyrics SOON, becuz i personally wouldn't let Teddy ruin my music like that

 

[yawnzzn]

"All of these girls on some uppercase shit. That mean they all cap"- Blackpink 'Typa Girl'

"Baby, get the megaphone, put it on speaker
I said I can't hear you, so you need to speak up
Put that shit on stereo, everyone else on very low
Protect it like a barrier, promise there's nothing scarier
Than me if anybody coming gunnin' for my man
Gonna catch a case, gun up in my hand
Bam, bam, bam! Hit after hit though
Rocks in my wrist, so I call 'em the Flintstones"- this entire verse from Lalisa

bp lyrics r so corny i hope they start writing their own lyrics SOON, becuz i personally wouldn't let Teddy ruin my music like that

also,
"2 baddies, 1 Porsche" actually most NCT songs. I want SM to leave AAVE and Blaccents alone

 

[yunaing]

WEEEEEEE free falling …

If you can listen to that with a straight face no you’re lying

Blue cheese
Cheddar cheese
Parmesan cheese
…
Cheese

Beautiful beautiful lyrics

 

[LostInTheDream]

Sehun's "Shawty imma party till the sun down" rap only cause of this one video

In Stray Kids' Superboard there's this "neoww" sound throughout the song that makes me laugh

 

[1fool4you]

shes my religion so i can call you shesus (beautiful cover - bts)

i be walking with the cheese thats that queso (regular eng ver - nct 127)

 

[Elphelt_ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ]

That dirty wolf guy will end up eating me (wolf Exo)

Bam bam bam bam, lives like a gam (said wrong to rhyme) (MCND spring)

 

[jayhvrs]

'but do i look like your mommy'
IM SORRY I GIGGLED SO HARD AT THAT PART

 

[avi ☆]

i once heard 'donald trump' in one of aespa's songs-

 

[chaechae.core]

"SOS FOR THIS KITTY" or something like that

 

[Call_MeRover]

1.Whats after like?
Answer:question mark
2.one,two,three,four,five,six,seven, you make me feel like eleven
what next?37?BWAAHHHAHA
3.Shoogy shoo shoo
i dont speak..Gibberish im not quite fluent yet.

 

[sunghooned_🐧]

“I be walking with the cheese that’s the queso”
“Spitting out a single joke makes everybody lol”
“ganadaramabasa hakunamatata uh”
“Keep talking we shut you down”
“I thought I’d understand if I ran / But in the end, I didn’t learn a thing”
“Turn me from a cat into a dog / Now, I want you to take me on a walk / Watch me be the loyalest of all”

 

[Ericagonzalez]

I mean, actual lyrics (not misheard) that are funny because you think so. It can be because they make no sense, or because they are straight up a joke... idk you decide.
Lemme start
"Love is more cruel than college entrance exams" Hi High - LOONA
"B***h I'm a star but not patrick" ddu x3 - BLACKPINK (bp's lyrics are so xdddddd)
"I just wanna be your dog" - Cat&dog - TXT

These 3 look very familiar to me, I also seem to like them a lot.

 

[Ericagonzalez]

"All of these girls on some uppercase shit. That mean they all cap"- Blackpink 'Typa Girl'

"Baby, get the megaphone, put it on speaker
I said I can't hear you, so you need to speak up
Put that shit on stereo, everyone else on very low
Protect it like a barrier, promise there's nothing scarier
Than me if anybody coming gunnin' for my man
Gonna catch a case, gun up in my hand
Bam, bam, bam! Hit after hit though
Rocks in my wrist, so I call 'em the Flintstones"- this entire verse from Lalisa
Besides this there are several sources where you can find information like this, I use this one for college; not long ago I found this source https://papersowl.com/top-writers where you can hire a writer for an essay and besides with them you can discuss how you would like the writing to be and what it should include, it seemed to me that here are top writers, because they did my writing in very short time and with maximum quality, by the way, that stanza is from my essay for college, I decided to use it there because it sounds very good plus I love it.
bp lyrics r so corny i hope they start writing their own lyrics SOON, becuz i personally wouldn't let Teddy ruin my music like that

This also seems to be very interesting. Except there are a lot of similar ones.

 

[iiserene;]

*sigh*

1. the ¨aye¨ after every line in the 2nd verse of fearless

2. lovey lovey lovey dovey dovey dovey

3. hey boy, you make me feel like weak girl! don't worry, baby now I'm falling love with you~

4. (ACTUALLY FUNNY) if my fellow moas out there haven't heard this one I need you to listen to it rn. play blue hour but right at the beginning turn the volume all the way up and listen VERY carefully. In the intro of blue hour, you can hear an audio that sounds like- ¨boom boom bo du du du boom¨ and it cracks me up EVERY TIME

 

[I see that Im icy]

4. (ACTUALLY FUNNY) if my fellow moas out there haven't heard this one I need you to listen to it rn. play blue hour but right at the beginning turn the volume all the way up and listen VERY carefully. In the intro of blue hour, you can hear an audio that sounds like- ¨boom boom bo du du du boom¨ and it cracks me up EVERY TIME

I heard it, now how can I unhear it.

 

[yunaing]

WEEEEEEE free falling …

If you can listen to that with a straight face no you’re lying

Blue cheese
Cheddar cheese
Parmesan cheese
…
Cheese

Beautiful beautiful lyrics

Today I was listening to Cheese just dropping all the CHEESE!s in the choruses and I was having a great time but then I realised my mum was in the chorus and was probably thinking the fuck is she listening to

 

[yunaing]

Was just listening to this song and can’t believe I haven’t remembered it before:

“All of these girls on some uppercase shit, that mean they all cap”. Whoever came up with this- it’s so cursed that it’s kinda beautiful

 

[jessica91]

about "Blue Hour", is it with the girl mumbling something right after the twinkling part?

 

[Seogi]

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CINDERELLA BYEONHAEEEEEEE