Namjoon: What's your biggest problem?
Yoongi: I'm uncooperative.
Namjoon: Give me an example.
Yoongi: No.
Namjoon, in the hospital after breaking his arm: Where's Seokjin?
Yoongi: Who do you think gave you a new arm?
Namjoon: [starts crying]
Yoongi: Just kidding, Seokjin's in the bathroom.
Namjoon, pointing at an alien in the room: JUNGKOOK WTF IS THAT?
Jungkook, hugging it: What? It said 'take me to your leader'
Namjoon: SO YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME?
Jungkook: Well you are our leader
Yoongi, trying to flirt: I really like your name.
Taehyung: Thanks! I got it for my birthday..
Namjoon, whispering into Yoongi's ear: You sure you want that one?
Taehyung: [lying awake in bed] Hey are you asleep yet?
Yoongi: Yes.
Taehyung: Oh okay I won't bother you then
[2 hours later]
Taehyung:
Taehyung: wait a second!
NOT MINE OFC BUT I FOUND THEM HILARIOUS