Got Any Jokes You're Willing To Share?

[An Okay Rock]

I would like to request your assistance, I would like to hear your best joke(s) because I'm a little kind of not happy but not sad (you know?) and I don't know what to do, I'm entitled okay. Also, I don't hear many fun jokes anymore and a lot of people here have a variety of different humor styles that I want to see. And I'm not funny enough on my own so I need to steal your jokes. I would just appreciate hearing them but feel free to ignore. I don't know, you do you, just have a nice day. Okay bye. Also, I'd like to apologize if this is already another thread.

 

[honeycove]

My whole life is a joke

 

[An Okay Rock]

My whole life is a joke

But it's a joke I like a lot, it's at a nice, happy joke

 

[myheartizomg]

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[An Okay Rock]

- What do you call a powerful father?
- Godfather

Okay I'm really sorry about this, I'm so bad at telling jokes and I got this from Jin of BTS who's known for dad jokes...
Again I'm really sorry.....

I like that one, dad jokes are the best jokes and you can't convince me otherwise

 

[honeycove]

But it's a joke I like a lot, it's at a nice, happy joke

True.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

I sea you