Fake Group ‘Fake Subs’

[yunaing]

So I know they’re not technically fake subs but it’s the best name I have for this thread.

I like to make up convos that the Calla and Enchantress members would have in particular but with my baby girls Reveily on the way I’m sure there will be some new variety soon.

I’ve made many in the past but they’ve been lost through time, and it takes a lot of genius to create these but @LostInTheDream wanted me to make a thread to share these beautiful art pieces so here it is.

Feel free to make your own fake subs for your own idols as well

 

[yunaing]

Here is one I made a like half an hour ago. For the Emma and Yujin part just know there is all this lore where Emma and Yujin are basically Zoe’s parents it’s a whole thing


*Calla and Enchantress just hanging out*
Sophia: It hurts being the most slay member
Yujin: Excuse me?
Sophia: Yeah my back HURTS carrying you all
Yujin: UM? Your back hurts coz your OLD
Hyunjoo: Girls please
Yujin: You’re old too
Bada: Enough
Emma: GET THEM YUJINIE
Sophia: EMMA? YOURE SUPPOSE TO BE ON MY SIDE?
Emma: Me and Yujin are raising a CHILD together?? I have to pick her side

 

[LostInTheDream]

I will be sorting through ever after fik lives to find precious gems later tonight

 

[yunaing]

I will be sorting through ever after fik lives to find precious gems later tonight

I might try and see if I can find some of my old ones. I’ve been feeling kinda dead inside all day so just flicking through all our pages of convo doesn’t require much effort and might keep me stimulated who knows

 

[LostInTheDream]

*CALLA and ENCHANTRESS backstage*
Violet: Xia Unnie could you take a photo of me and Yejoon Unnie please?
Xia: Sure *takes phone and tries to get both of them in frame and fails*
Bada: Do you need the stool?
Hyunjoo: The stool?
Bada: Yeah we bought a stool for Violet when we do photo shoots so we can match height.
Sophia: Can’t you just bend your knees?
Yujin: Yeah but that hurts after a while, thus the stool.
*Bada comes back with the stool and Violet steps on it making the height difference less. Xia takes the picture*
Yejoon: Maybe we should get Hyunjoo Unnie a stool too...
Hyunjoo: You will do no such thing.
Sophia: But I just ordered one! It’ll be at the dorm by the time we get home.

 

[LostInTheDream]

Some nuggets I already had saved:

Bada: Your criticism will not stop me in my crusade!

Violet: I’m not small, I’m fun-sized.


Bada: I mean I had an elementary school boyfriend, but after that I have been too busy to date. I was always either training or promoting. I hope so in the future!
Violet: Why did you guys break up?
Bada: Another girl had a set of crayons with more colors…
Zoe: Don’t worry unnie, I’m sure that this gold digger is sorry he made that choice now!


Xia: Mint choco is a delicacy that only those with superior taste buds can understand.


Zoe: Unnies unnies, it’s very clear that we love Emma 1 billion 5 kajillion 6 million out of 10!

Xia: That was incredibly eloquent unnie, especially considering it’s you.

Yujin: I promise to cater to your shortness Violet!

 

[yunaing]

Only found one old one so far but the origins of the co-parenting of Yujin and Emma


Bada: guys
Xia: omg what’s wrong
Violet: is everything okay?
Bada: NO?! Where is Zoe?!
Xia: omg you’re right what
Violet: this is awful
Yujin: guys chill. Emma took her earlier

Bada: *marches into Calla’s dressing room* give our maknae back
Hyunjoo: but…
Sophia: but…
Juni: why…
Yejoon: we’re taking good care of her
Emma: Yujin said I could have her
Zoe: *Pops out from next to Emma* Hi Unnie!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

This is fun, maybe I’ll do one with Luxe soon!

 

[LostInTheDream]

Mythos Nuggets:
*these are not technically what the thread is about, but close enough lol. They're made up they're from existing lives and interviews*

Aria: In this Fik Live I'll be giving the inside scoop about our upcoming album. Will I get in trouble with the members? Yes. Will I get in trouble with the company? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes!

Aria: *giggles maniacally*

Jade: I swear it’s like her eyelids are synched with the sunrise.

Jade: Not gonna lie, Aria can be a bit of a pain in the ass, but I was mesmerized by her vocals.

Dasom: As our maknae is currently malfunctioning let’s move onto another question.

Jade: Shin Dasom, resident cry baby.

Jade: I love this album with every fiber in my being. *said intensely* It's just so f*cking good!
*the members gasp*
Jade: What?
Aria: *giggles* unnie you just said a bad word. *said in a sing song way*
Jade: Oh crap!
*the members gasp*
Haruka: Not again...
Jade: I'm sorry! I'm just really passionate about this album...
Dasom: It's okay Hyerim-ah.
Aria: Does that mean we can all swear now? *said excitedly*
Dasom and Jade: No!
Aria: Fine...

Aria: I think you would be Hades! Not that you like killing people or anything. I just think that really suits your concept. Just imagine it, Jade Queen of the Underworld.

Dasom: Tell that to my poor butt! I had to sit on an ice pack for an hour afterwards.
Aria: I'll pray for your butt in the future unnie!

Dasom: Hmmm well I can tell you that this trend ENCHANTRESS sunbaenim established with "Beautiful Nightmare" is present within our album. Ummm I'm trying not to spoil too much.
Aria: I'll do it for you unnie! Our album has unit songs!!
*Jade pinches her nose and looks like she's gonna have an annyurism*
Jade: I swear you should be banned from these types of fik lives Sora.

Dasom: *giggles* You should have seen them practicing together Muse. I lost track of the amount of times Jade said "Yah!" and Aria did her maniacal maknae laugh.
Aria: Maniacal maknae laugh? I have no such thing! My laugh is the most adorable little giggle.
Jade: You keep telling yourself that, but eardrums are still shaking.

 

[LostInTheDream]

Enchantress X Mythos Movie Night
Bada: Okay the movies we will be voting for tonight are....drum roll please.
Zoe: *obnoxiously slaps thighs*
Bada: WALL-E and Poltergeist.
Xia: *shakes head* why can we never have any middle ground?
Dasom: Please let's watch WALL-E. I'll cry if we watch a horror movie.
Haruka: Unnie you'll probably cry harder if we watch WALL-E.
Dasom: Yeah but those won't be fear tears.
Jade: While I would prefer Poltergeist, I say WALL-E. It'll just provide Aria with the opportunity to scare the crap out of us.
Aria: Aw man that was supposed to be a surprise, thanks unnie....
Bada: Okay let's vote. Everyone heads down. Please raise your hand if you want WALL-E.
*Dasom, Jade, Yujin, Violet, and Zoe raise their hands*
Bada: And raise your hand if you want Poltergeist.
*Haruka, Aria, Bada, Xia, and Zoe raise their hands*
Bada: Zoe you can't vote for both movies.
Zoe: But ghost robots are totally the best of both worlds.
Bada: Pick one please....
Zoe: Okay..um Poltergeist.
Bada: Poltergeist it is!
Violet: Unnie *tugs on Yujin's shirt* I'm feeling really tired, can we go to bed.
Yujin: You know what that sounds like a wonderful idea.
Bada: Ah ah you both stay! Manager-nim said we have to do more bonding. So we're watching the movie whether you voted for it or not.
Violet: If I die from fright it's your fault unnie.
Bada: Yes yes now let's watch.

Throughout the movie:
Dasom: Tries to act tough. Hides behind hands but peeks at a scary party, causing her popcorn to fly everywhere and she starts crying.
Yujin: Hugging/cuddling Violet and screams several times.
Jade: Predicts all the scares and tries to prove how fake everything is.
Haruka: Eats popcorn and giggles at Dasom's antics.
Bada: Yells at the screen for the characters to not do things.
Aria: Tries to scare everyone and makes creepy noises.
Xia: Quotes the majority of the movies since she's seen it many times.
Violet: Hugging/cuddling Yujin and cries but ends up falling asleep.
Zoe: Asks a lot of questions during the movie, annoying everyone else.

 

[Seogi]

Nofics!

 

[Mikasa Ackerman]

Labyrinth unnie line in a nutshell:
Jinsol: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Harin: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Jihu: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Jinsol's and Lilou's love-hate relationship:
Jinsol: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Lilou: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Jinsol: *glares*

Jinsol: *hugging Lilou from behind* How much do you love me?
Lilou: Look at the stars in the sky and count them. I love you that much
Jinsol: But it's morning
Lilou: Exactly *smirks*
Jinsol: *chases Lilou*

 

[roaesthetic]

Jia and Minhyuk cause we all love Jiahyuk

Jia: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Minhyuk: What?
Jia: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

Jia: I don’t do relationships.
Minhyuk: *exists*
Jia: Shit.

One.J and Yuxi since they are the power twins of the fic industry

One.J: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Yuxi: That's why I carry two swords.

One.J: What is your biggest weakness?
Yuxi: I can be uncooperative.
One.J: Okay, can you give me an example?
Yuxi: No.

One.J: Yuxi! My face is on fire!
Yuxi: One.J! Are you ok?!
One.J: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Yuxi: But your face is on fire.
One.J: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

 

[yunaing]

Calla schenanigans:

Calla getting their dorm:
Hyunjoo: When we enter the dorm, we must all go straight to the living room okay? We all need to decide who will share rooms together, there will be no fighting, got it?
The others: Yes Leader
Hyunjoo: Okay… I will now open the door…
*The door opens*
Sophia: EVERY WOMAN FOR HERSELF
*Everyone but Hyunjoo runs in*
Hyunjoo: … I hate these girls

Yejoon: I want this bed
Juni: Nah
Yejoon: What do you mean nah?
Juni: Nah
Yejoon: …
Juni: …
Yejoon: Fine you can have it I don’t even care I’m taking the other be-
Sophia: Nah
Yejoon: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Meanwhile in the other room
Emma: They’re all losers, they all went to the same room because it was bigger? Me though? Think smarter not harder that’s what they always say
Hyunjoo: *Enters* well it looks like it’s you and me in this room Nayeon
Emma: Uh… oh…
Hyunjoo: Yep. Aha. *Sits on the bed opposite Emma* So… you wanna tell your Unnie why you disobeyed her order?
Emma: Not really

 

[yunaing]

Spider in the dorm:

Yejoon: JOONIE-DEUL UNNIE
Juni: What? Why are you shouting?
Yejoon: There is a spider
Juni: And?
Yejoon: Do something
Juni: Why me?
Yejoon: Because youre yknow… silent but deadly. You’re like a ninja. You can easily dispose of the spider
Juni: Uh… first of all no second of all I can’t believe you’re scared of spiders
Yejoon: What’s that suppose to mean
Emma: What’s happening out- THERES A SPIDER. UNNIE THERES A SPIDER
Sophia: WHERE? WHERE IS IT. WE MUST ALL EVACUATE
Juni: Where should we go?
Sophia: I think maybe if we went to Jeju we’ll be safe, spiders can’t swim
Emma: Do we pack our luggage?
Sophia: There’s no time
Yejoon: It’s just a sp-
Juni: Stop pretending to be calm we’re all going to die
Hyunjoo: Right what’s this all about?
Yejoon: Unnie theres a spider and we’re going to die
Hyunjoo: Are you guys serious? *Picks it up* It’s harmless. Hi baby
*Other four freeze*
Juni: Is it possible for a group to consist of one member?
Sophia: Maybe we can kick her out I always knew she was weird
Yejoon: Yep I’m never trusting her again
Emma: I’m sleeping in your room tonight

 

[yunaing]

Reveily: the group of extroverts

Nanami: YUL-A. LOOK. A NEW RESTAURANT JUST OPENED DOWN THE ROAD. WE SHOULD GO
Maizy: REALLY? WHAT DO THEY HAVE ON THE MENU?
Nanami: EVERYTHING! NONE OF US WILL GO WITHOUT FOOD THERE
Iyah: WILL YOU GUYS BE QUIET SO I CAN CONDUCT PRACTICE. STOP SHOUTING
Yuxi: BUT LEADER, YOURE SHOUTING TOO
Iyah: IM ALLOWED TO SHOUT IM THE LEADER
Kahyun: …
Moonseo: … Unnie they’re being loud again
Kahyun: It’s okay, just wait it out