hmm.. im not really sure what to say bc i'm not a very interesting person, or at least there isn't anything crazy about my life that i would love to sit down and tell, lemme think about it.
oh i got one now. lemme tell you guys about the time that i almost went to jail
now, i am a young person, at the time of writing this, i am 13 years old, and when this happened i was 12.
so basically, my friends (all guys) were walking home and my dude C (abbreviation) has the bright idea of lighting his report card on fire because he doesn't want his mom to know that he's failing all of his classes. he could have ripped it up and thrown it in the trash, but no, fire is better i guess. so, him being the absolute 500 IQ genious he is, decides that he's gonna light it on fire right there in the middle of an alleyway. now, this alleyway isn't all dark and shady. it's pretty big and it's right behind a few grocery stores so there are workers who are out there often because they need to stock the grocery store and there are cameras so.. not a bright idea. this alleyway is also surrounded by an appartment complex anyways, it's one of those cold foggy days and we're all wearing our hoods and one lady on her balcony says "what are you kids up to?" and my boy C yells "ARSON!!" and then, the whole fricking report card literally bursts into flames, and i get nervous so i start urging my friends to put it out and to leave asap. so the lady yells "I'm dialing the police!!". so now, a group of three 12 year olds, two 13 year olds and a 14 year old are freaking out because we cant put this thing out before the police get here. BUT LOW AND BEHOLD, IT STARTS RAINING so we are like, oh thank god, but at the same time, the police are on their way. so it burns out pretty quickly. and then, when it's dying down, we RUN like there's no tomorrow. thankully, our friends house was nearby so we went there for an hour or two. after that, me and my cousin are like "thanks for saving us bro, we gotta head out" so we say bye to everyone and we walk home. on our way back, we are stopped by a cop car. they ask us a bunch of questions and we say stuff like "yes sir" or "no sir" or "i don't know sir" and then he lets us know that he's going to be patrolling that alleyway every day after school so that nothing like that happens again and that if we do decide to do something like that it could end us up a few days in juvy. so we walk home and then everything is all good
and we never lit stuff on fire again :]