Cocomelon Conspiracy Theories-

[wildchild]

#1- He is high af

 

[wildchild]

#2- There is no way they're all related. Like bro.. She clearly cheated on somebody

 

[wildchild]

#3 He's clearly getting abused at home. like look at his ugly ass- afraid to touch his own moms hand

 

[chaerifyyy]

My theory:
I am convinced all the kids who watch cocomelon are in some type of cult or underground society. Firstly because whenever they hear the sound cocomelon intro they stop whatever their doing and goto the tv screen and when they watch cocomelon they just look so hypnotized. In conclusion i think the government is secretly training kids to be robots.
(this is just a joke pls dont take this srsly)

 

[wildchild]

My theory:
I am convinced all the kids who watch cocomelon are in some type of cult or underground society. Firstly because whenever they hear the sound cocomelon intro they stop whatever their doing and goto the tv screen and when they watch cocomelon they just look so hypnotized. In conclusion i think the government is secretly training kids to be robots.
(this is just a joke pls dont take this srsly)

AYO THIS IS PERFECT LMFAO

 

[Zerø_21]

Yes

 

[sanasideup]

not a theory, but actual science. the reason that kids become so obsessed w cocomelon is bc it's rlly over stimulating to them - ie, too many colors and such. it gives them large amounts of dopamine at once and essentially acts like a drug in their brains. but in small amounts, it's not harmful. in other words, it just proves that children need limited screen time

 

[moonlight]

i am proud to say ive never seen this before
also wtf is this ngl

 

[ㅇㅅㅇ]

this ruins cocomelon for me. cocomelon was my go to show on netflix. not anymore.

 

[ㅇㅅㅇ]

#2- There is no way they're all related. Like bro.. She clearly cheated on somebody
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they all have bug eyes.

 

[ㅇㅅㅇ]

#1- He is high afView attachment 65464

homie gotta survive cuz his children screamin

 

[wildchild]

#4- Look at the girl- Nobody can tell me that does not look like a young Anna Cathcart. end of discussion.

LIKE ITS THE SAME GIRL