You were reincarnated and met another love of your life
And that said person also moved on before even knowing you existed
You started crying, but then decided to dance to get their attention
While dancing, you suddenly had gasoline thrown at you by a random passerby and got lit on fire
You were in pain, but saw your bae looking at you, so you winked
Instead of being impressed, they were disgusted, making you sad
You were smart enough to know how to get rid of the fire, but were too late as you spontaneously combust once more.
You were now mad because how come you combusted twice before having a love life.
You rolled your eyes, claiming you were over it
However, a random stranger gave you a mysterious liquid, and since you were smart but not that smart, you drank it like an idiot
You then started seeing hallucinations and became an alien, doomed to throw up all the time, and most importantly, stay single